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Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch.

[One of the best scenes in film history.]

 

I’ll drive! I’ll drive! Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!

John Kapelos is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  He was also John Hughes' go-to character actor much like Buscemi for Tarantino.  

"The chick with those big, big titties?!!"

"That Wyatt's brother Chet. He is kind of an asshole."

Edited by yoladu

On 5/23/2018 at 8:05 AM, HenryJames said:

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there has got to be a drinking game in this, but count how many times Anthony Michael Hall does that "bug eye" take in the movie. It has to be at least 20 times.

On 5/23/2018 at 10:04 AM, Lobo said:

John Kapelos is a criminally underrated comedic actor.  He was also John Hughes' go-to character actor much like Buscemi for Tarantino.  

A very oily bohunk.

Gary’s girlfriend got around. I mean what with O’Brien and all. Plus her dad sounds like he made a mean pie (bad hygiene aside)

 

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On 5/23/2018 at 10:13 AM, PencilPusher said:

DRINK IT!

See you guys in the emergency room. 

They’re going to freak out!

They’re going to shit egg rolls.

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Hi Nanny. Hi Grampy.

Was that my grandparents?

Edited by BigDHornfan

The non Anthony Michael hall one was a professor at aggy in the early 2000s

growing up, me and my brothers would say this to our mom:

"Mom, I never toss off to anything!"

 

 

6 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

The non Anthony Michael hall one was a professor at aggy in the early 2000s

He got his Ph.D at aggy but was a professor at Angelo State University in San Angelo.

On 5/25/2018 at 11:00 AM, BigDHornfan said:

Oh Gary!  You told me you were combing your hair!

You have the water running all day!

On 5/24/2018 at 12:35 PM, pepper brooks said:

I bet i watched that movie 100 times as a kid/teenager

At least.   Maybe more.   I still have 2/3 of it memorized. 

And when the smoke clears.....

Quite possibly best 80s high school comedy. Definitely Top 10 all time comedy for me. Scene in OP is one of the best. 

I probably have seen this 100 times and can quote everything. 

Some jackass is going to post this movie in the "movies that haven't aged well" thread. When that happens, I'm negging them to bolivian. 

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Some jackass is going to post this movie in the "movies that haven't aged well" thread. When that happens, I'm negging them to bolivian. 

You neg him and I’ll inform him there’s a sale at Towel World. 

Then bang!  We hit the city, baby. Dead-on. A little drinks, a little nightlife, a little dancing...

On 6/7/2018 at 10:40 AM, Rex Kramer said:

You neg him and I’ll inform him there’s a sale at Towel World. 

yuk yuk yuk

On 6/10/2018 at 6:09 PM, Eskimohorn said:

Why do you to be such a wanker?

Cuz I get off on it

 

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