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#1

But more or less the same for the area.

Heard 6 shots at around 2:10 am, 4 at 2:15 am, then 4 more at 2:20 am. Cops took 25 minutes to show up haha. 

You can guess what the demographic was. 

#5

Where exactly in downtown was this?

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#8
6 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

You can guess what the demographic was.

Gun owners. 

#9
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Gun owners. 

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felons in possession of a firearm....more likely

 

#12

Sting is a police officer in Austin now?  That would explain the delayed response time.  

#13
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Sting is a police officer in Austin now?  That would explain the delayed response time.  

He dreams of rain, just like the rest of us Texans.  

#14
8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Did you hear they defunded the Police?   Sting no longer has a salary.  

Now I understand why he whored himself out for that Three Musketeers song.

#15
17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Definitely Armenians.

Fucking Armenians.  How can a country the size and population of Iowa wreak so much havoc across the globe?  

#16
16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Fucking Armenians.  How can a country the size and population of Iowa wreak so much havoc across the globe?  

Turkey can’t handle them?

#17

It wasn't a genocide, okay?  It was some lost tourists that got confused and rowdy.

#18
5 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

White 52 year olds?

I’m 77... but was still asleep. Woke up briefly at 3:15 to go pee.

#19
24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Fucking Armenians.  How can a country the size and population of Iowa wreak so much havoc across the globe?  

God damn Kardashians 

#25
24 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I doubt the police fired a shot 

So you’re saying there were no dogs in the area?

#30
10 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

But more or less the same for the area.

Heard 6 shots at around 2:10 am, 4 at 2:15 am, then 4 more at 2:20 am. Cops took 25 minutes to show up haha. 

You can guess what the demographic was. 

The jews? Although, I hear transsexuals have an up and coming gang.

#31

Wait until you run into the newest Transsexual Jewish gang, the Envy Eigelmann’s.  They will fuck you up.  Don’t even get me started on their bagels.  

#32
4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I’m 77... but was still asleep. Woke up briefly at 3:15 to go pee.

But did you get out of bed to do so?

#34
59 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Wait until you run into the newest Transsexual Jewish gang, the Envy Eigelmann’s.  They will fuck you up.  Don’t even get me started on their bagels.  

Sorry, I meant Enby Eingelmann.  I don't know why I downloaded that Transphobic/Anti-semite spellcheck app the other day.  And it was $99.95, too.  Fucking Jews...

#36
3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

It was a struggle.

How was the wind between the house and the pisser when you turned 77?  

#37

The gays at it again. I should have known. Tell em to keep it on 4th street. 

#43

I can fap to that

#44
7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Definitely Armenians.

Illinois Nazi's obviously..

#49
20 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

When you say downtown, do you mean south of 15th, or south of MLK? Certainly nothing west of Lamar, right?

This is very important to the discussion.

According to my realtor, downtown Austin is from Buda to Round Rock and Bastrop to Lakeway.  And it's all "minutes from everything with the best schools!" 

#50
7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

According to my realtor, downtown Austin is from Buda to Round Rock and Bastrop to Lakeway.  And it's all "minutes from everything with the best schools!" 

Great sell-side realtor!

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