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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings

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  • Richard Kimball
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    Jerry hired Parcells because he had no choice. He was trying to get financing for AT&T Stadium, and after firing Johnson, he'd run with puppets Switzer, Gailey and Campo. They'd been 5-11 for thre

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    Vic Mackey

    Clown ass front office. 

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Im not a big NFL draft guy, dont even have it on TV as I've been watching the playoff games, but cowboys draft commentary threads bring  a few laughs every year.

I see things haven’t changed with the Cowboys and their shitty draft strategy. 

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 

This off-season has been a disaster. 

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Shocking that the Ravens draft the Rimmington award winner with the next pick. 

them Ravens are astute managers of the game, especially on D. 

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?

blame the gloryhole?

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

So we passed on the best & most NFL ready Olineman out of the B1G to draft a project penalty machine from Tulsa?


when you can put 14 coaches on a jet to go recruit Merlin Gilbert from Tulsa, you better fucking do it. 

CW is an OG, right? and the pick is OT, so who replaces 52?

He’s a college OT but natural position is OG. Same as Connor. Will probably be worse than Connor.
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Never feels good when the New York Jets are clowning you in the first round.  At least we have the 2nd round!  You know, where we really make the magic happen.

 

Fucking Brackens type move by the Cowboys. Johnson was the clear choice and they went with an unknown project.

wrong thread.

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If they could draft a new OL coach maybe it would work out better.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Did Jerry commission an 80% correct clone of bill gates and install him as the director of player eval?

They picked a guy who was only three letters away from Tyron Smith. Nicely done...

Should’ve been Linderbaum or Daxton Hill. Don’t like the pick at all

AJ Brown gets traded and they got a 1st rd for him. Cowboys only got a 5th or 6th for Cooper lmao. Such a dumb fucking hillbilly front office. 

6 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

Holy shit. The inbred is strong with him. Good god.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Kenyon Green meniscus problems in right knee -- has had it scoped/cleaned out before.  Sounds like the perfect pick for the Cowboys...

Lutz 😋

That’s about as routine and meaningless an injury/surgery as exists in football.  It’d be like bitching about a baseball team drafting or signing a pitcher who had a wrist injury in their non-throwing arm.   

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 

This off-season has been a disaster. 

I gotta admit Jerry lying and acting like he doesn't know anything and shouldn't do anything about his 2nd year CB who was involved in a murder in March then covered it up has me feeling like turning on them until he's gone. 

Absolute clown show organization. My interest in this team gets less and less as time goes on. 
This off-season has been a disaster. 

You’ve been saying that for like 20 years
5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I gotta admit Jerry lying and acting like he doesn't know anything and shouldn't do anything about his 2nd year CB who was involved in a murder in March then covered it up has me feeling like turning on them until he's gone. 

So you’re good with Stephen when Jerry dies? Stephen may be worse.

34 minutes ago, Hate said:

Jesus Christ. Of course he’s had a rare condition that made him bow legged until high school. That alone made him their #1 target all night.

For the record I don’t hate the pick, but goddamn, does every pick have to have an injury history?

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There's something spectacularly fitting that Jerrah will die having been an unmitigated disaster after forcing Jimmy out and being a huge loser.  What sucks is the fandom has to sit shotgun in this dumpster on fire..... for almost 30 years now.  Stephen may be worse, so I guess we have to hope for a family disaster?

Can’t wait for those 3rd down holding calls. I also hate being a Cowboys fan. 

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

There's something spectacularly fitting that Jerrah will die having been an unmitigated disaster after forcing Jimmy out and being a huge loser.  What sucks is the fandom has to sit shotgun in this dumpster on fire..... for almost 30 years now.  Stephen may be worse, so I guess we have to hope for a family disaster?

Is there anything left in the wreat fund to hire an ex-Navy Seal to blow up the yacht?  Asking for a friend.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

Well they put the suit on, might as well use it.

Not sure why everyone is still in the war room. Gonna move up and make another shitty pick?

Deep snapper.
37 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

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is that figurelli?

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Apparently..... even the Cowboys had a 2nd round grade on him.  They said he was the highest guy on the board..... Need to find a new board. 

And yea..... as some of us theorized, looks like they'll start him out at guard.  

He'll fit right in....

 

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Yeah, let me clarify. I don’t hate them going OL with the pick, but they completely over reached with this pick. Every time the should zig they end up zagging. I hate Jerry jones more than I hate any human on this planet. I hope his boat sinks with him on it.

I hope the kid turns out to be a player just so you fucking oversensitive titty babies have to eat a pile of crow.   I have no confidence that will be the case.   

the cowboys have had their some of their best (regular) seasons of the last decade when preseason expectations were at rock-bottom. as such, I’m predicting 14-3 and a top playoff seed in 2022. will still lose in the divisional round though. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:


Deep snapper.

What about South Austin’s mom?

40 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope the kid turns out to be a player just so you fucking oversensitive titty babies have to eat a pile of crow.   I have no confidence that will be the case.   

Bwhaahaaahhhaaa you are talking to fans that watched the Cowboys from the early 70s to the mid-90s. You are defending a team that turned into the Lions over the last 25 years. You have no idea of how much we really suck.

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