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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Offseason Thread -- Every Time Jerrah Talks, an Angel Sheds Their Wings

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  • Richard Kimball
    Richard Kimball

    Jerry hired Parcells because he had no choice. He was trying to get financing for AT&T Stadium, and after firing Johnson, he'd run with puppets Switzer, Gailey and Campo. They'd been 5-11 for thre

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    Vic Mackey

    Clown ass front office. 

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47 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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it said "this season"  not  "next three seasons combined."

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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someone's about to get pegged


Zeke 2022

220 rushes
660 yards
30 receptions
9 fumbles

I’ll add to this that it should be his last season in Dallas, and it might be his last in the league.

In 2023, if he has the shitty season I expect, he’ll be 28. He’ll have 2188 touches. There are two walls for nfl RBs that are almost impenetrable: 27 years old. 1500 touches. It’s why you don’t give workhorse backs a second contract. So stupid.
21 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’ll add to this that it should be his last season in Dallas, and it might be his last in the league.

In 2023, if he has the shitty season I expect, he’ll be 28. He’ll have 2188 touches. There are two walls for nfl RBs that are almost impenetrable: 27 years old. 1500 touches. It’s why you don’t give workhorse backs a second contract. So stupid.

Worst case scenario, he busts out for 1400 yards and gets a new contract.

Worst case scenario, he busts out for 1400 yards and gets a new contract.

Even worse, he does the numbers I forecast and Jerry gives him a 10 year $200 mill contract.
Worst case scenario, he busts out for 1400 yards and gets a new contract.

Even worse, he does the numbers I forecast and Jerry gives him a 10 year $200 mill contract.
Worst case scenario, he busts out for 1400 yards and gets a new contract.

Even worse, he does the numbers I forecast and Jerry gives him a 10 year $200 mill contract.
8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Even worse, he does the numbers I forecast and Jerry gives him a 10 year $200 mill contract.

You can say that again

On 8/9/2022 at 6:13 PM, Radical Larry said:

Lt Dan would’ve been a better option.

At RB?

Traylon Burks seems to be doing poorly for a first round WR pick by the Titans. He was a popular choice by Cowboys fans and bloggers for the Cowboys to target, trade up or possibly fall to them. Seems so far like not getting him wasn't such a bad thing. At least doesn't look like much help early in his career.

 

4 hours ago, DougO said:

Traylon Burks seems to be doing poorly for a first round WR pick by the Titans. He was a popular choice by Cowboys fans and bloggers for the Cowboys to target, trade up or possibly fall to them. Seems so far like not getting him wasn't such a bad thing. At least doesn't look like much help early in his career.

 

What? Fucker hasn't taken an NFL snap yet. 

We coming for that Super Bowl!!67644380ec9bb1e96a051a3c683680c3.jpg

All these years I guess they just forgot about that bowl. Good thing he saw it on tv.

Tyron Smith must love ball.

Because if I was him, my ass would be retired. It hurts me to watch him walk off the field after a series.

8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What? Fucker hasn't taken an NFL snap yet. 

At this time last year the sky was falling on Jamarr Chase.

Really excited for this upcoming 5-12 season.

You’re so negative. I believe in this team. 9-8 and bounced in the wild card lay ahead.
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

We coming for that Super Bowl!!67644380ec9bb1e96a051a3c683680c3.jpg

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Really excited for this upcoming 5-12 season.
Our division is too trash for this record. Unless we get a bunch of injuries from key players. I would believe we still win this shitty division this year but get the same usual result come January.
9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’ll take him on a tight leash deal. I’d rather have OBJ as he has shown personal growth, but that’s another level of cost. 

Our division is too trash for this record. Unless we get a bunch of injuries from key players. I would believe we still win this shitty division this year but get the same usual result come January.

5-12 was hyperbole but this ownership has done nothing to instill confidence over the last two decades plus and our coaching staff is at best incompetent. I just have a feeling that this year is going to be a complete disaster on par with the 2010 season.

Unless the team completely breaks down they still have enough talent to be their usual mediocre selves

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Unless the team completely breaks down they still have enough talent to be their usual mediocre selves

They probably have the talent to be a lot more, but they don't have an organization that knows how to maximize the talent they have.

Jesse Holley on the latest episode of hangin with the boys went off on this team, and rightfully so. I encourage you to listen if you haven’t already. My man was preaching facts, and I find that a lot of times he’s the only one associated with the team that will give the unabashed, uncensored truth.

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Jesse Holley on the latest episode of hangin with the boys went off on this team, and rightfully so. I encourage you to listen if you haven’t already. My man was preaching facts, and I find that a lot of times he’s the only one associated with the team that will give the unabashed, uncensored truth.
Link?

And he's usually spot on about this team and the coaching staff. I'd listen to him when he was on The Fan. He wasn't here long but nothing has changed culture wise since he was here over a decade ago. He was also in New England for a little and got to see the drastic difference in their culture vs ours. Night and day.
On 8/12/2022 at 3:40 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Link?

And he's usually spot on about this team and the coaching staff. I'd listen to him when he was on The Fan. He wasn't here long but nothing has changed culture wise since he was here over a decade ago. He was also in New England for a little and got to see the drastic difference in their culture vs ours. Night and day.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hangin-with-the-boys/id606680966?i=1000575924836
 

You can fast forward to about 6 mins into it, as soon as they start talking about the joint practice 

Why does babe laufenberg look like a transvestite?

Cooper sucks.

But how the fuck is that a Def wife penalty when the one on Tolbert was basically the same thing but picked up?

56 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Why does babe laufenberg look like a transvestite?

Noticed that too

I know it’s against backups…but the DTs are showing up as they should. Hopeful sign there.

Guess Smith will now be the refs favorite guy to call holding on all season with Conner’s departure.

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