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Just now, Bogeywon said:

Probably been said but Eli is a boss rocking the death row chain

Gift from Snoop when he was a guest

Probably got a belt on. Lol I missed this broadcast 

that's real close to starting out, if it had been ruled fumble i'm not sure it could be overturned

29 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Looking forward to delicious ram or card tears 

yeah, and just wait until next week when wodgers goes in dry

the gall of coming on this board and backing the niners

all the good will from posting your wife's ass undone in an afternoon

Can the Rams choke away a big lead 2 weeks in a row?

Love the Manning Brothers! So funny. Great guests tonite! Right now it’s The Rock! They are cracking me! 

i don't know if you can overturn that either

watching kliffy get blown out sure brings back some nice memories

The Rock with the Mannings talking about his time at The U. He does have to address Warren Sapp in pretty much every interview he does about football because Sapp has talked about it a good deal.

19 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So I don't have cable and don't watch MNF. This is just a really obnoxious broadcast. Announcers are loud, too many graphics, music, etc. It's like an assault on the senses to watch a ballgame.

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

yeah, and just wait until next week when wodgers goes in dry

the gall of coming on this board and backing the niners

all the good will from posting your wife's ass undone in an afternoon

Dude. I pulled the eject and disappeared when I realize my fandom was being perceived as trolling. It’s a longhorn board not Dallas but all the same I really try not to troll. My apologies. 
 

Also, not scared of GB. 

commercial break: i endorse Red Notice, The Rock's new movie; rotten tomatoes 37% just proves that some percentage of reviewers have their heads up their ass.  Gal Gadot as a non-parody of Gal Gadot.   The Rock doing The Rock.  Ryan Reynolds as the perfect foil.  Netflix $200m budget tentpole.  I am extremely difficult to please and entertain and this is the ultimate fuck-it-have-fun popcorn date movie.

Funny how OBJ is having a time with the Rams whereas they couldn’t figure out how to get him the ball in Cleveland. Wonder if we see Colt tonite!? 

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ewok is averaging 1 yard per completion. Is that good?

Put Colt in. Could literally not do any worse. 

I guess the only acceptable outcome is the rams toss the midget around like a ragdoll, midget starts crying and leaves the game, Colt comes in a wins the game.

Just now, Deej said:

Kyler is such a pussy.

that can't take a loss

FFS.  I love Colt.  We all love Colt.  They are not fucking putting Colt in outside of an injury to the midge.

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2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Ewok is averaging 1 yard per completion. Is that good?

Depends on how tall you are.  For some people a yard is pretty long.

Donald was a 3- recruit with M.A.C. offers before he got the Pitt offer. Which is crazy because he was so dominant in high school but, he's not a tall guy so people thought he didn't match the measurables for a big-time recruit.

Is it just me or is Stafford in better physical shape than ever? He definitely looks trimmer than his Detroit days.

 Peyton Manning: Ray Lewis would drive me into the ground and then use me to help himself back up and whisper in my ear “I’ll be back in a few minutes, punk.” 
 

lmao. 🤣 

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

FFS.  I love Colt.  We all love Colt.  They are not fucking putting Colt in outside of an injury to the midge.

you know.....  a couple more 3 and outs.......  and this gets interdasting

Gonna need some of that dwarf magic 

Kyler has been off since they were 8-0 and looked like the best team in the NFC. He has to have Hopkins. Colt can win if Kliff wants to try something different after the half. 

There's no way that's a catch. 

Challenging a review??  Didn’t know that was a option. 

Edited by Hook1997

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Challenging a review??  Didn’t know that was a option. 

Was it reviewed or discussed? Passively watching 

Edited by Js1

good lord that took forfuckingever to get the call right

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