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Starters have been announced:

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how the picks should (but won't) go:

1-Jokic

2-Giannis

3-Steph

4-Embiid

5-Ja

6-Trae

7-DeMar

8-Wiggins 

 

leaving:

Team A:

Steph 

Ja

Demar

KD/LeBron

Jokic

 

Team B:

Trae

Wiggins

KD/LeBron

Giannis

Embiid

I can’t believe derka isn’t as furious as I am that GS fans could vote Wiggins in but not one of his all time favorite players Bob Sura back in 2002

I can’t believe derka isn’t as furious as I am that GS fans could vote Wiggins in but not one of his all time favorite players Bob Sura back in 2002

Wiggins on an All-Star team is silly....
 

Can’t believe the fans got it so wrong….. west should be Lebron, Wiggins, Yao, Kobe and Steph

First programmer to code an algorithm that votes Andrew Wiggins in as an All-Star starter gets a job in Silicon Valley!

Mark Zuckerberg Facebook GIF by Stan.

  • 2 weeks later...

Def watching this later. Is that Chris Paul on Durant's shirt? 

On 2/9/2022 at 4:36 PM, shadow_operative said:

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Can someone make a meme from Jurassic park where malcom sarcastically says “there will eventually be dinosaurs in this dinosaur tour, right?”  Except it says “there will be eventually celebrities in this celebrity game, right?”

Yeah that's a weak slate. Quavo is probably the most famous - although Tiffany Haddish is a nice get. Just saw MGK on there too. Jack Harlow is a popular rapper. Nyjah Huston is actually a total badass pro skateboarder. Kane Brown is a total douche bro-country fuck.

Shout out to BOOBY FUCKING GIBSON BABY!!!

(I want 1,200 words from Derka on what Booby Gibson meant to Longhorn athletics)

Edited by ztejas

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yeah i've heard people saying that Obi Toppin is the favorite, but i'll put my money on Green. he's an electric leaper, and if he sticks to doing dunks that he can make on the first try then i don't see anyone bearing him. i'm really hoping that this field of dunkers can revive this contest. it was the best part of all star weekend when i was growing up. 

They should go old school and have a layup competition. 

Ah I thought Ja Morant might do the Slam Dunk competition. Sad he won't be in it, I bet he would be great at it.

Be something if Cleveland went…  Nah, we good. 

Edited by Underdog

This revamped skills challenge is sort of confusing but it's more entertaining. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This revamped skills challenge is sort of confusing but it's more entertaining. 

Way better. I like how it’s more team oriented than before

Didn’t know Mobley could shoot that good

JARRETT ALLEN NBA SKILLS CHALLENGE CHAMPION

I dont understand the money ball rack or the 3 point balls. Should be 5 racks - 1 money ball on each rack (because I do think that makes it more interesting).

It's getting a little goofy. 

Solid round from Kennard. 

Edited by ztejas

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Trae Young's gonna crash into one of the racks looking for a call.

Fantastic. 

Trae, KAT and Kennard through 

Patty came 4th 

The first round of 3 point shooting was underwhelming. 
trae didn’t make a lot of shots but he got 7 money balls and a Mountain Dew ball I think. So those 8 balls were worth 17 points. He went 13 for 27. I feel like some of the better showings were like 17 or 18 out of 25.  Nobody has gotten super hot yet. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

trae didn’t make a lot of shots but he got 7 money balls and a Mountain Dew ball I think. So those 8 balls were worth 17 points. He went 13 for 27.

Yeah this is my point. The Dew balls swing it too much. They're worth as much as an entire rack. 

KAT's never going to shut up about this.  

I love it! Too much bitching! By far the best all star event! 

If I was Orlando's FO I'd be like "hell no you aren't dunking in fucking Timbs"

10/Timb

Wow those are terrible scores. 

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That was a fucking long leadup for a weak ass dunk (anthony)

Would like if it went back to old dunk contest. More worried about what they’re wearing and show instead of difficulty of dunk

Too many shenanigans. Just fucking dunk. Get off my lawn.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

That was a fucking long leadup for a weak ass dunk (anthony)

Dude he's 6'3" and did that in a pair of Timberlands. That's incredibly difficult. 

Dude he's 6'3" and did that in a pair of Timberlands. That's incredibly difficult. 

His ankles will pay for that, lulz
Just now, ztejas said:

Dude he's 6'3" and did that in a pair of Timberlands. That's incredibly difficult. 

I dont give a fuck what footwear he has on. That dunk wouldnt have wowed in the 1995 contest. Im sure timberland paid him well for that shit.

Not bad. Would have been badass had he elevated a little more.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

I dont give a fuck what footwear he has on.

Then you're kind of missing the point. 

I will say - the constant misses are a beating. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Then you're kind of missing the point. 

Well if the point is the dunk contest fucking sucks these days, I dont think I'm missing it. 

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Well if the point is the dunk contest fucking sucks these days, I dont think I'm missing it. 

It's very hit or miss. Jalen Green is looking like a fucking clown right now. 

That was maybe the worst thing I've ever seen in this event. How do you show up and do that? Poor Rockets fans. 

Lmfao judges just feel bad for this dude. In what world is that a 9 after he botched it twice again? 

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