January 30, 20223 yr https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10453453/British-man-70-dies-inside-happy-ending-massage-parlour-Thai-Sin-City-Pattaya.html Quote A man has reportedly died inside a Thai 'happy ending' massage parlour after falling asleep and choking during the experience. Police arrived at the 'Lovely Massage' shop in Bang Lamung, Pattaya City in Thailandto find John Swain, 70, had died, according to Newsflare reports. He was pronounced dead at the scene before his body was moved to a hospital. Quote Mr Swain had reportedly removed his clothes and was being rubbed by a masseuse named 'Miss Oraya', 39, shortly after 3pm. Oraya told reporters: 'Everything was going normally then I noticed he was sleeping,' she said. Quote Staff covered his body with a towel when it became clear they could not revive him. When police arrived they searched the parlour for signs of foul play but did not find any, according to reports. Sure, he choked to death, but he was 70, he died in the nude in a massage parlor, and everybody knows it.
January 30, 20223 yr Quote and was being rubbed by a masseuse named 'Miss Oraya', 39, shortly after 3pm. Oraya told reporters: 'Everything was going normally then I noticed he was sleeping,' she said. Skillz. This woman has 'em. She literally stroked a man to death.
January 30, 20223 yr He skipped out on the bill? Thats horrible. …but where is this place again? (Afaf) Edited January 30, 20223 yr by Doc Reeves
January 30, 20223 yr Author 22 minutes ago, Harrison Bergeron said: Fucking Covid. She named her hand Covid?
January 30, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: He skipped out on the bill? Thats horrible. …but where is this place again? (Afaf) They take upfront payment, or so I’ve been told.
January 31, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, HeHateMe said: They take upfront payment, or so I’ve been told. Well shit man. Then it makes this question even more important:
January 31, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Richter said: At least he died doing what he loved I can’t believe this wasn’t posted in the first 3 replies.
January 31, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: He skipped out on the bill? Thats horrible. …but where is this place again? (Afaf) Nah. He paid. A friend told me you pay up front. Place your tip next to the lamp and you'll get a show. At least that's what I hear.
January 31, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said: Well shit man. Then it makes this question even more important: Would suck if he went out with blue balls instead of a blaze of glory.
January 31, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, F250 said: Would suck if he went out with blue balls instead of a blaze of glory. Haunting, really…
January 31, 20223 yr The french occasionally referred to orgasm as La Petit Mort.... This one was not so Petit Edited January 31, 20223 yr by Longhornstampede Because I can't spell french
January 31, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Ah yes, the ole cum and go. Those are in Colorado and they take coupons.
January 31, 20223 yr I mean…isn’t that how we’d all like to go out? I think Grumpy Old Men and that scene where they were talking about compadres that had passed on and one had died in their sleep and one of the actors says, “lucky son of a bitch.”
January 31, 20223 yr RIP John Swain. Your life has come to an end. You’ve relived yourself of your mortal coil. You’ve laid down your life and launched in to eternity. Jack off to meet his maker.
January 31, 20223 yr This guy really did win the death lottery. It’s a cause of death every man aspires to but only a precious few ever achieve. Dying the dream, you could say.
January 31, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Dnaguy said: Cause of death: Stroke? Cause of death: Realized Miss Oraya is not a ‘miss’, ‘ms’ nor ‘mrs’ at all. Adding this because it is Thailand and I saw the Hangover III, not because of any personal experiences.
January 31, 20223 yr A 70 year old dude traveling to Pattaya seems a little odd. I've heard that place is for a younger crowd that likes to take drugs and party into the morning. Maybe he took his grandson to show him the ways of the world. The article OP linked to has photos of the spa and the staff...they look like normal Thai women.
January 31, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Chopper said: A 70 year old dude traveling to Pattaya seems a little odd. I've heard that place is for a younger crowd that likes to take drugs and party into the morning. Maybe he took his grandson to show him the ways of the world. The article OP linked to has photos of the spa and the staff...they look like normal Thai women. I have been to Pattaya, and there are tons of old 65+ English dudes roaming around without a care in the world and with some young Thai girl on their arm.
January 31, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, Chopper said: A 70 year old dude traveling to Pattaya seems a little odd. I've heard that place is for a younger crowd that likes to take drugs and party into the morning. Maybe he took his grandson to show him the ways of the world. The article OP linked to has photos of the spa and the staff...they look like normal Thai women. No. Pattaya is full of old British guys. 70 may be on the older side but wouldn't look out of place at all. /guywhohasmadeseveralworktripstorayong
January 31, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, Chopper said: A 70 year old dude traveling to Pattaya seems a little odd. I've heard that place is for a younger crowd that likes to take drugs and party into the morning. Maybe he took his grandson to show him the ways of the world. The article OP linked to has photos of the spa and the staff...they look like normal Thai women. You've never traveled to SE Asia, I'm guessing. It's not just in Pattaya, or even only in Thailand, but this is where it is most prevalent; where old, washed-up fuckers, who find themselves single for whatever reason in a country where no women of any caliber will give them a second look, travel to Thailand and pretty much have their pick of very pretty, and very willing young women with whom they can spend some of their time and money. Not a bad way to spend your sunset years. Edited January 31, 20223 yr by 83Horn
January 31, 20223 yr 17 hours ago, Armybrat said: Sounds like the young man got carried away with his experience. Oh, thank God you're ok. Had me worried for a second with the headline.....;)
January 31, 20223 yr 28 minutes ago, TornACL said: and with some young Thai girl on their arm Maybe it's easier to find an escort there than in a nicer beach town like Hua Hin, Pattaya or Samui? I still get a slight chuckle out of the time the wife and I were staying at the Conrad Bangok and one night when we went to a restaurant down the street we ran into a dude from our hotel dining with a Thai woman at the same restaurant. They spoke not one word to each other during dinner, I presume because like most poor Thai women she spoke maybe 2 words of English at the most. We saw that dude alone every morning in the Executive Lounge for breakfast and he was in his early 40s, extremely clean-cut, seemed very christian and uptight. Needless to say he wasn't happy to see us at the same restaurant. I can still picture him sitting across the small dining table from a struggling-to-get-by Thai woman where they said barely a word to each other. Edited January 31, 20223 yr by Chopper
January 31, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, WBT said: Pattaya is full of old British guys. If I had even a bit of curiousity about traveling to Pattaya that would be enough to keep me away. 5 minutes ago, 83Horn said: You've never traveled to SE Asia, I'm guessing. It's not just in Pattaya, or even only in Thailand, but this is where it is most prevalent; where old, washed-up fuckers, who find themselves single for whatever reason in a country where no women of any caliber will give them a second look, travel to Thailand and pretty much have their pick of very pretty, and very willing young women with whom they can spend some of their time and money. Not a bad way to spend your sunset years. Oh I've been. My comment was more about why go to Pattaya, specifically, when you're 70. There's some nice places in Thailand and no shortage of girls any where, from what I've seen. I've just heard Pattaya is a dump.
January 31, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Chopper said: If I had even a bit of curiousity about traveling to Pattaya that would be enough to keep me away. Oh I've been. My comment was more about why go to Pattaya, specifically, when you're 70. There's some nice places in Thailand and no shortage of girls any where, from what I've seen. I've just heard Pattaya is a dump. You're right...I never went to Pattaya either, but everyone I worked with that went there described it as somewhat of a sewer. Apparently, that's what some people are looking for; Plentiful, easily accessible, inexpensive, no obligations fun. I'm sure if you spent any time walking up and down Sukhumvit, or any of the Sois off of Sukhumvit, you would have noticed several older, slightly down-and-out looking European men in the company of very young Thai women. It not unusual or surprising.
January 31, 20223 yr I want to die like I was born…naked, screaming, and covered in someone else’s blood.
January 31, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, 83Horn said: You're right...I never went to Pattaya either, but everyone I worked with that went there described it as somewhat of a sewer. Apparently, that's what some people are looking for; Plentiful, easily accessible, inexpensive, no obligations fun. I'm sure if you spent any time walking up and down Sukhumvit, or any of the Sois off of Sukhumvit, you would have noticed several older, slightly down-and-out looking European men in the company of very young Thai women. It not unusual or surprising. Part of what you wrote is my point. Why go to a sewer when you can go someplace nice, without all the riff raff and drug-taking tourists, and find all the same activities. Really just saying, the bullshit you'll accept when you're in your 20s or early 30s in order to travel for fun seems a lot harder to take when you're older. Although perhaps I'm not sufficiently taking the dead guy's British-ness into account. Edited January 31, 20223 yr by Chopper
January 31, 20223 yr In the reddish district flashing lightsI looked around this placeI found his clothes there on the tableA little smile across his faceAnd though I tried with all of my sadnessSomehow I just could not weepFor a man who looked to meLike he died laughin' in his sleep play a yank song, pulled him one last round…
January 31, 20223 yr 52 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: In the reddish district flashing lightsI looked around this placeI found his clothes there on the tableA little smile across his faceAnd though I tried with all of my sadnessSomehow I just could not weepFor a man who looked to meLike he died laughin' in his sleep play a yank song, pulled him one last round… We made 'em leave his boots on The day they laid him down
January 31, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10453453/British-man-70-dies-inside-happy-ending-massage-parlour-Thai-Sin-City-Pattaya.html Sure, he choked to death, but he was 70, he died in the nude in a massage parlor, and everybody knows it. So, what did he choke on? (Do we want to know??)
January 31, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Chopper said: Part of what you wrote is my point. Why go to a sewer when you can go someplace nice, without all the riff raff and drug-taking tourists, and find all the same activities. Really just saying, the bullshit you'll accept when you're in your 20s or early 30s in order to travel for fun seems a lot harder to take when you're older. Although perhaps I'm not sufficiently taking the dead guy's British-ness into account. You are not wrong. I would only say that when I was in Phnom Penh in the early-mid 90s, there were tourists crawling all over that city precisely because it was a bit dirtier and more dangerous than the typical tourist destination. Sometimes that's what people are looking for. Yes, most of them were young stoners who were there for the cheap and easily available drugs and underage sex, but there were several in their fifties and sixties who were there apparently trying to re-capture the vibe they had when they were in their teens or early twenties, and were in SE Asia during the Vietnam war era. Most of the old guys I'd see wandering around Nana or Soi Cowboy in Bangkok when I was last there aren't the typical Conde Nast type of traveler. They looked to be retired pensioners who perhaps just wanted to spend their sunset years trying to re-capture some of the magic of their youth, and live a bit edgier than they could back in England or Australia without some disapproving karen wagging a finger at them.
January 31, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Chopper said: Needless to say he wasn't happy to see us at the same restaurant. You think too highly of yourself. He didn’t give a shit if you and your wife were there or not. It’s not like you were going to report him to his boss or something.
January 31, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: You think too highly of yourself. He didn’t give a shit if you and your wife were there or not. It’s not like you were going to report him to his boss or something. Whoa, got your panties in a bunch. Didn't expect you'd be on this site. You been back to the Bangkok Conrad, Chuck?
February 2, 20223 yr On 1/30/2022 at 7:01 PM, Shaggy3.0 said: Nah. He paid. A friend told me you pay up front. Place your tip next to the lamp and you'll get a show. At least that's what I hear. I don't know how they do it in Thailand but when I was in California I paid up front for the massage but then during it the young Asian woman removed the towel, grabbed my cock with one hand while looking me in the eye with a slight smile saying "you want? 40 dolla. 40 dolla?"
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