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Jalen Ramsey being a giant pussy as usual

Are the 9ers gonna derp their way to the SB? 

Where was the fucking ref to set the ball? Refs fucked the Cowboys TWICE, vs SF, in that same situation.

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Where was the fucking ref to set the ball? Refs fucked the Cowboys TWICE, vs SF, in that same situation.

Cowboys still needed a hail Mary to win, that wasn’t why they lost.  If spotted on time it’s still questionable if they would have had time left..

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Cowboys still needed a hail Mary to win, that wasn’t why they lost.  If spotted on time it’s still questionable if they would have had time left..

Sure. But I’d like to have seen them take their shot. 

The Cowboys lost because an undead owns the team. It’s not natural and the gods have placed a curse upon the franchise.

3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

The Cowboys lost because an undead owns the team. It’s not natural and the gods have placed a curse upon the franchise.

Good point. He never fared well against He Man 

How can you have a halftime show with not even a mention, much less a highlight from the other championship game?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Not sure if anyone has ever noticed, but Erin Andrews has a great rack.

You know how I know you are not gay?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Not sure if anyone has ever noticed, but Erin Andrews has a great rack.

Money well spent.

Drink every time an announcer says "If Garoppolo just does (x) then (great thing) happens for the 9ers"

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Drink every time an announcer says "If Garoppolo just does (x) then (great thing) happens for the 9ers"

If you drank every time Garoppolo did something stupid, you'd be dead already.

Drink every time an announcer says "If Garoppolo just does (x) then (great thing) happens for the 9ers"


You say that as if there’s something wrong?

Edit…quoted wrong post. Was supposed to be the one about paying money for tits. Carry on.

Tim McVay looks like a low-rent Vince McMahon. 

imagine how good SF would be if they had a midway-decent QB

This is what everyone wanted..

bengals Vs. 49ers in the rematch of Super Bowl xxiii… this time it’s serious.

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are the 9ers gonna derp their way to the SB? 

Yes. It shall be named “the herp-a-derp superbowl”.

Just now, Rimbo said:

imagine how good SF would be if they had a midway-decent QB

Like Colin kapernuck?

Just now, Rimbo said:

imagine how good SF would be if they had a midway-decent QB

Imagine Dallas having one.

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Erin is looking great tonight 

Yes.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Tim McVay looks like a low-rent Vince McMahon. 

Yes.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

imagine how good SF would be if they had a midway-decent QB

I'm starting to think it's sort of a catch 22. Everyone else on the team knows they have to play really, really well since they have him under center. 

How bad is Mayfield that Stafford gives OBJ new life?

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The play calling for the Rams never really seems to make sense.

McVey is a dunce. 

OBJ and Ramsey are such huge cunts surprised that stadium doesn’t smell like cunt

He challenges,  probably loses another 6 inches

Imagine Dallas having one.

Dak is halfway decent

Don’t get that challenge.  Looked obvious Stafford didn’t make it on replay.

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This is what everyone wanted..

bengals Vs. 49ers in the rematch of Super Bowl xxiii… this time it’s serious.

Drunk and too lazy to look up, but this would be the 3rd Niners-Bengals super bowl…outside of Steelers-Pokes have there been any others?

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