October 31, 20241 yr 13 hours ago, mooseoutfront said: Anyway, they sorta keep track of each other. When the woodsie grapevine finally figured out no one had heard from Mark, that’s when the wellness check was called in two years is a long time to make it through the grapevine. dead and decomposing in his cabin for over a year means the "sorta" in your "sorta keep track of each other" is doing a lot of the lifting. that's fucking wild man, no pun intended. not sure how you haven't turned hunting and ridding the world of meth head squatters into a past time. you know where the bear tracks are, buddy.
October 31, 20241 yr Author 6 minutes ago, sidis said: two years is a long time to make it through the grapevine. dead and decomposing in his cabin for over a year means the "sorta" in your "sorta keep track of each other" is doing a lot of the lifting. that's fucking wild man, no pun intended. not sure how you haven't turned hunting and ridding the world of meth head squatters into a past time. you know where the bear tracks are, buddy. Mark was unique to put it mildly. Crazy substance abuse problems. He stayed out there alone to keep away from the temptation is what my theory always was. It wasn't out of the ordinary for him to go black for a year at a time. Dude was always nice to me and my wife the few times we ran into him on the trails. Quick to introduce himself and shake your hand. To quote Vincent Vega, "It would of been worth them doing it just so I could of caught them doing it."
November 2, 20241 yr It’s almost as if there was more than one place to hide a body…Bears gotta eat, too.
December 16, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: I see a nice balmy -22F high today for Fairbanks. Ya know, I dig cold weather, but fuck everything about this.
December 16, 20241 yr I've been in -22 in Colorado. Windshield of -41. Don't have to go to Alaska for it.
December 16, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Modessit said: I've been in -22 in Colorado. Windshield of -41. Don't have to go to Alaska for it. Where area of CO? Been considering the Co Springs area, but I think it’s probably more “idea” than action. Significantly less humidity is quite intriguing, but super super cold on the reg isn’t. 😂
December 16, 20241 yr Colorado Springs is fine. Avoid the areas of North Park, Middle Park, and South Park as well as the town of Gunnison.
December 17, 20241 yr On 12/16/2024 at 7:57 AM, thunderlounge said: Where area of CO? Been considering the Co Springs area, but I think it’s probably more “idea” than action. Significantly less humidity is quite intriguing, but super super cold on the reg isn’t. 😂 I saw -14 and wind of about 1000 mph on top of Vail Pass back in 1985. I was oh so happy to get down to Denver.
December 17, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, butthurt said: Saw this in the Christmas gift thread. And just like that, "derriere dessert" will enter the Surly lexicon.
December 17, 20241 yr 12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: And just like that, "derriere dessert" will enter the Surly lexicon. Name of French band?
December 17, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, butthurt said: Saw this in the Christmas gift thread. Username, etc... I find it better to use a pair of nitrile gloves and go in manually. That way I can just throw away the gloves instead of keeping a poop infested stick on the wall.
December 18, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, HeHateMe said: Disposable poop knife is the real pro move. I prefer to use my wife’s electric toothbrush as an immersion blender. I wash it afterwards. Edited December 18, 20241 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
December 18, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, HeHateMe said: Disposable poop knife is the real pro move. Okay, Mr. Bezos, not all of us have that kind of scratch.
December 18, 20241 yr On 12/17/2024 at 10:13 AM, DixonHur said: Username, etc... I find it better to use a pair of nitrile gloves and go in manually. That way I can just throw away the gloves instead of keeping a poop infested stick on the wall.
December 19, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Foosters said: Do you not have dogs? I'm picking up poop in a plastic bag 3-4 times a day.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Now does all this depend on how big of a bear problem exists? Originally, we purchased a lot near Sandpoint, ID and there isn't much of a bear problem there. Then we were going to buy near Yellowstone, but the wife wanted to be near a lake. Finally, we settled on the west side of Flathead lake in Montana. The east side of the lake is closer to Glacier and most of the mountains so it definitely has more bears. But there are bears on both sides and we are a little higher up in elevation for the views and on 10 acres so it is somewhat rural. Hopefully, the views make it all worthwhile.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 2 hours ago, Bevo said: Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Now does all this depend on how big of a bear problem exists? Originally, we purchased a lot near Sandpoint, ID and there isn't much of a bear problem there. Then we were going to buy near Yellowstone, but the wife wanted to be near a lake. Finally, we settled on the west side of Flathead lake in Montana. The east side of the lake is closer to Glacier and most of the mountains so it definitely has more bears. But there are bears on both sides and we are a little higher up in elevation for the views and on 10 acres so it is somewhat rural. Hopefully, the views make it all worthwhile. JFC, dude. Way to derail a great thread with your shameless brag. 9 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Hell of a humblebrag Nothing humble at all about that brag.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 3 hours ago, Bevo said: Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Now does all this depend on how big of a bear problem exists? Originally, we purchased a lot near Sandpoint, ID and there isn't much of a bear problem there. Then we were going to buy near Yellowstone, but the wife wanted to be near a lake. Finally, we settled on the west side of Flathead lake in Montana. The east side of the lake is closer to Glacier and most of the mountains so it definitely has more bears. But there are bears on both sides and we are a little higher up in elevation for the views and on 10 acres so it is somewhat rural. Hopefully, the views make it all worthwhile. Fuck you
December 27, 2024Dec 27 3 hours ago, Bevo said: Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Now does all this depend on how big of a bear problem exists? Originally, we purchased a lot near Sandpoint, ID and there isn't much of a bear problem there. Then we were going to buy near Yellowstone, but the wife wanted to be near a lake. Finally, we settled on the west side of Flathead lake in Montana. The east side of the lake is closer to Glacier and most of the mountains so it definitely has more bears. But there are bears on both sides and we are a little higher up in elevation for the views and on 10 acres so it is somewhat rural. Hopefully, the views make it all worthwhile. Naa, no bears at all. Cook outdoors, eat al fresco every meal. You'll be just fine.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 29 minutes ago, royiv said: JFC, dude. Way to derail a great thread with your shameless brag. Nothing humble at all about that brag. 1 minute ago, luke duke said: Fuck you yeah well - I actually feel sorry for him, I mean think about it no HEB, no hurricanes, probably shitty cell service ... and this is an Alaska thread so get that Montana shit outta here.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 7 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said: and this is an Alaska thread so get that Montana shit outta here. It’s a cattleman’s paradise to hear Jake tell it.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 4 hours ago, Bevo said: Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Got family in Sandpoint...always enjoy my visits there. They also have land in Clark, MT (about an hour away), on the Clark Fork River , right before the Dam at the lake. Cool area, we had a bear in the camp a couple years ago , but no problems as they spooked and ran. I didnt see him, but my dad did.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 5 hours ago, Bevo said: Do any of you guys know bear country? Maybe the builder would know, but I'm wondering what is a problem and what isn't a problem. I've heard trash is a problem, but if you put the trash in the garage, I've heard about cases like: Still, I think the garage is the answer. I don't have any clue on when people put trash out for pickup or if there is pickup. And we are doing an addition next year (so I'll probably know the answer by then, but if you guys know)... Is an outdoor dining area possible? Is a grill in a dining area like below possible? Currently, there is induction cooking inside. I don't know much about grilling inside though and I know nothing about how to do it with induction heat. Shit, maybe I should have bought a house in the Caribbean first. Now does all this depend on how big of a bear problem exists? Originally, we purchased a lot near Sandpoint, ID and there isn't much of a bear problem there. Then we were going to buy near Yellowstone, but the wife wanted to be near a lake. Finally, we settled on the west side of Flathead lake in Montana. The east side of the lake is closer to Glacier and most of the mountains so it definitely has more bears. But there are bears on both sides and we are a little higher up in elevation for the views and on 10 acres so it is somewhat rural. Hopefully, the views make it all worthwhile. And I now we all know the rationale for your defense of the American health care system in the other thread! I kid, I kid
December 27, 2024Dec 27 30 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said: Got family in Sandpoint...always enjoy my visits there. They also have land in Clark, MT (about an hour away), on the Clark Fork River , right before the Dam at the lake. Cool area, we had a bear in the camp a couple years ago , but no problems as they spooked and ran. I didnt see him, but my dad did. This is the off grid Alaska thread, not the heated driveway and floors in your Montana faux log cabin monstrosity thread. Edited December 27, 2024Dec 27 by royiv
December 27, 2024Dec 27 1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said: yeah well - I actually feel sorry for him, I mean think about it no HEB, no hurricanes, probably shitty cell service ... and this is an Alaska thread so get that Montana shit outta here. No HEB is a problem. We make a ton of stuff with the green chili stew and shredded chicken although it seems the wife prefers my tomatillo sauce in some of the recipes.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 6 minutes ago, royiv said: This is the off grid Alaska thread, not the heated driveway and floors in your Montana faux log cabin monstrosity thread. Somebody has to drive this thread to 1000. Shit sticks sure the fuck ain't gonna cut it.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 Popular Post Sometimes when I have threesomes with my much younger super model wife and her friend, my massive manhood causes them to scream. Will this attract bears to my mansion?
December 27, 2024Dec 27 2 minutes ago, Not a cat said: Sometimes when I have threesomes with my much younger super model wife and her friend, my massive manhood causes them to scream. Will this attract bears to my mansion? Yeah, I need to know that, too.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 46 minutes ago, royiv said: This is the off grid Alaska thread, not the heated driveway and floors in your Montana faux log cabin monstrosity thread.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 1 hour ago, royiv said: This is the off grid Alaska thread, not the heated driveway and floors in your Montana faux log cabin monstrosity thread. Like my nephew’s cabin near Leadville Colorado….. (no invitations forthcoming so far)
December 27, 2024Dec 27 On 12/16/2024 at 2:25 AM, Modessit said: I've been in -22 in Colorado. Windshield of -41. Don't have to go to Alaska for it. Yeah, I've seen -40 at my house a few times.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 You fuckers are fucking up one of the best threads that has somehow managed to stay on topic until @Bevo decided he couldn’t start a new thread.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 53 minutes ago, royiv said: You fuckers are fucking up one of the best threads that has somehow managed to stay on topic until @Bevo decided he couldn’t start a new thread. It’s true. @mooseoutfront should have told you.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 Just now, Biff Tannen said: It’s true. @mooseoutfront should have told you. I was hoping that he would jump on to tell me how big of a nuisance bears are. Obviously, he cooks all the time in his cabin but doesn't have a bear problem. OTOH, we haven't heard from him in awhile.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 Or search for websites about bears (some caution may be advisable). Or post your wife's tits. Just stop derailing this thread.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 based on my research, bears are attracted to menstruation. And pik-a-nic baskets.
December 27, 2024Dec 27 Bears are no different than people. By that, I mean that in some areas they mind their own business and stick to themselves, and in others they're assholes who won't leave you alone. Then, there's always the lone dickhead who fucks it up for everyone else and needs to be dealt with. Beyond the standard tips of securing your shit and taking proper care of you garbage, an Alaskan is not going to be able to tell you about a particular area in Montana, anymore than this Minnesotan can..
December 27, 2024Dec 27 21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: based on my research, bears are attracted to menstruation. And pik-a-nic baskets. And Peruvian Marching Powder.
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