June 28Jun 28 You’d make an excellent rectal thermometer salesman. Anyone can do that. What takes talent is being a USED rectal thermometer salesman.
June 28Jun 28 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: Anyone can do that. What takes talent is being a USED rectal thermometer salesman. Can you imagine the quality of clientele when your customer base is 100% comprised of people in the market for a used ass thermometer? It would probably remind you of a Texags user convention.
June 28Jun 28 8 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: You’d make an excellent rectal thermometer salesman. Well, he is a Lawyer.
June 28Jun 28 Author Popular Post 17 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: How's the home reno going in the new place? Slowly We’re really in no hurry, so I’m taking my time to get it done right Mrs. Moose wants hardwood floors. I’ve never attempted anything like that, so I’m learning as I go Saving the bathroom for last. It only has a shower stall. The Mrs. wants a tub. Gotta demo everything , frame the tub in and tie it into the plumbing. Then tile everything. I’ve never laid tile before either so I’ll learn. Plus we’re dealing with yet another wildfire in the neighborhood right now. The Bear Creek fire if anyone is interested. About a mile away from both the cabin and the house. Luckily still on the other side of the river
June 28Jun 28 Yikes. So which river provides the barrier for you, the one on the east that runs through Ferry and Anderson, or the one on the west?
June 28Jun 28 Popular Post On 2/1/2022 at 5:33 PM, Brisketexan said: Where does your wife charge her, ummm, entertainment devices? On 2/1/2022 at 5:47 PM, Your Mom said: A wife married to a bonafide Grizzly fucking Adams probably has less need for those devices than the rest of our wives. On 2/1/2022 at 5:37 PM, mooseoutfront said: These are his tracks in my driveway. I wear a size 14. Sometimes the answer is right in front of you.
June 28Jun 28 Author 3 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said: Yikes. So which river provides the barrier for you, the one on the east that runs through Ferry and Anderson, or the one on the west? The Nenana River to the East The house is on the river North of the highway The cabin is about a half mile from the river 3 miles South of the highway
July 8Jul 8 28 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: Baby daddy nowhere to be seen. #marriedmooseproblems Oh sure - because they're black? I'm tired of the moose-related racism around here.
July 8Jul 8 On 6/28/2025 at 11:23 AM, mooseoutfront said: Slowly We’re really in no hurry, so I’m taking my time to get it done right Mrs. Moose wants hardwood floors. I’ve never attempted anything like that, so I’m learning as I go Saving the bathroom for last. It only has a shower stall. The Mrs. wants a tub. Gotta demo everything , frame the tub in and tie it into the plumbing. Then tile everything. I’ve never laid tile before either so I’ll learn. Plus we’re dealing with yet another wildfire in the neighborhood right now. The Bear Creek fire if anyone is interested. About a mile away from both the cabin and the house. Luckily still on the other side of the river If you're going to care for your mom, I'm not sure but you might want to consider a sit down tub. It won't help the Air BnB Value, but it might be something to consider.
July 8Jul 8 Author 32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: If you're going to care for your mom, I'm not sure but you might want to consider a sit down tub. It won't help the Air BnB Value, but it might be something to consider. We’ve discussed that, but Mrs. Moose really wants a tub to soak in. When I frame it in I’m going to add reinforcements in order to install some handicap rails at a later date if we need to. Also been looking at a chair lift system to get mom up the stairs. Moving her here is a last resort. She wants to stay in Texas. She came up here for Christmas one year (against my advice) and the cold zapped her.
July 8Jul 8 1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said: Moving her here is a last resort. She wants to stay in Texas. She came up here for Christmas one year (against my advice) and the cold zapped her. Well, she should’ve figured out the situation when you put her on the ice flow.
July 8Jul 8 15 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: Well, she should’ve figured out the situation when you put her on the ice flow floe. As a man of proud Scandinavian heritage,
July 8Jul 8 Well, I’m Swedish, but apparently the Apple voice recognition software isn’t. Wait! You aren’t by any chance Norwegian, are you?
July 8Jul 8 12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: Well, I’m Swedish, but apparently the Apple voice recognition software isn’t. Wait! You aren’t by any chance Norwegian, are you? Not directly, but by way of Normandy, kinda. Hiberno-Norman on one side (with a good dash of French from 100 years in New Orleans), and a bunch of whatever is filtered through the other northern English/Scottish side, with some German thrown in for good measure—also, possibly some Melungeon from the Appalachian family (2% Senegal). However, I was instead referring more to your oft-cited Swedish stock. Edited July 8Jul 8 by bolverk
July 8Jul 8 1 minute ago, bolverk said: However, I was instead referring more to your oft-cited Swedish stock.
July 8Jul 8 23 minutes ago, bolverk said: Not directly, but by way of Normandy, kinda. Hiberno-Norman on one side (with a good dash of French from 100 years in New Orleans), and a bunch of whatever is filtered through the other northern English/Scottish side, with some German thrown in for good measure—also, possibly some Melungeon from the Appalachian family (2% Senegal). However, I was instead referring more to your oft-cited Swedish stock. Why are y'all talking about his dick?
July 8Jul 8 Next week, I'm heading up to Alaska to visit my son who is running tours out on the Matanuska glacier. Should be fun. This is the glacier he is working on: And here is his home for the summer:
July 8Jul 8 28 minutes ago, HookEm said: Next week, I'm heading up to Alaska to visit my son who is running tours out on the Matanuska glacier. Should be fun. This is the glacier he is working on: And here is his home for the summer: Bring us back some...
July 8Jul 8 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: Why are y'all talking about his dick? Sir, this is a Wendy's.
August 6Aug 6 https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/45909934/kraken-mascot-grizzly-encounter-video-shoot
August 17Aug 17 On 6/27/2025 at 10:02 PM, Brisketexan said: Anyone can do that. What takes talent is being a USED rectal thermometer salesman. Sooo, way back in the day of glass thermometers, rectal thermometers had red ends or knobs on the end, and oral blue (or maybe it was vice versa). A nurse in my pediatrician's office told Mom to buy rectal thermometers for oral use because they were heavier and wouldn't break as easily. On an occasion or two, the color of the thermometer, presented to a relative or friend for oral use raised a few eyebrows.
August 17Aug 17 A doctor is making his morning rounds. He visits one of his patients, and picks up his chart to make some notes. He reaches in his shirt pocket, and pulls out a thermometer. Doc says to himself "great...now some asshole's got my pen"
November 10Nov 10 Popular Post Saw this tweet and it made me think of this thread. Haven't seen any updates in a while. Guess Moose is in the final stages of prepping for winter.
November 10Nov 10 3 hours ago, Don Johnson said: Saw this tweet and it made me think of this thread. Haven't seen any updates in a while. Guess Moose is in the final stages of prepping for winter. Read a book about this guy. Fascinating.
November 11Nov 11 Author 2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: This you @mooseoutfront? Might need a new shit stick after this. Nightmare fuel We keep an aluminum baseball bat in the outhouse named Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie if something wanders up while you’re in the shitter And Dick P is a legend up here. Dude carved his own plates, bowls, forks, spoons…he used his glorious solitude wisely
November 11Nov 11 Author Winter finally showed up this week. 8 inches of snow last Friday, 14 below this morning. It’s like living in a snow globe again.
November 11Nov 11 35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: who the fuck has a camera in their shitter? Fair question.
November 11Nov 11 25 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said: I mean … that has to be AI, correct? not a drop of water on the floor, so yeah. also, the guy is on the shitter looking at his phone, and he's not jacking off. Who does that?
November 11Nov 11 36 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said: I mean … that has to be AI, correct? If so, it’s really well done. Looks fucking real. He should be dead though.
November 11Nov 11 10 hours ago, Don Johnson said: Saw this tweet and it made me think of this thread. Haven't seen any updates in a while. Guess Moose is in the final stages of prepping for winter. Somewhere around here I have a DVD of Alone in the Wilderness hanging around. It is a documentary about Dick Proenneke building his cabin and such. It's well worth the watch if you can find it.
November 11Nov 11 8 hours ago, Gil Bang said: who the fuck has a camera in their shitter? I don’t think that’s real.
November 11Nov 11 15 hours ago, Gil Bang said: who the fuck has a camera in their shitter? 15 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Fair question. I was about to post a Case McCoy pic until I had a rare and momentary firing of a common sense synapse.
November 11Nov 11 15 hours ago, Gil Bang said: who the fuck has a camera in their shitter? AI has his underpants still on. Edited November 11Nov 11 by Armybrat
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