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Let's Talk About Poop 34 members have voted

  1. 1. What is your poop shape?

    • Rabbit Droppings
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    • Bunch of Grapes
    • Corn on the Cob
    • Sausage
    • Chicken Nuggets
    • Porridge
    • Gravy
  2. 2. What is your poop color?

    • Brown
    • Light Green
      0
    • Very Green
      0
    • Black
    • White
      0
    • Red
      0
    • Yellow
      0

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Edited by F250

I have to follow this thread out of professional interest.  Although in the biz we call them brown bass (corn on the cob) or brown trout (sausage).

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My assumption is that the "Hey Steelshank" posters will trend towards Yellow - Gravy poop.

 

17 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I don't see solid gold excellence as a choice.

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Its basically like a caramel froyo

Where is all of the above depending on food eaten and alcohol consumed? 

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8 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where is all of the above depending on food eaten and alcohol consumed? 

This is about your most common dumps.

However, the comments is where we try and find a root cause by sharing our experiences.

I once ate a lot of German food and beer followed up with some whiskey and had foul yellow chicken nugget poop the next day.

 

That's my point...I have no common poop.  It's different from day to day.

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16 minutes ago, Hate said:

That's my point...I have no common poop.  It's different from day to day.

That is not a good thing. lulz

6 and 7 most recently. Gallbladder removal will do it to ya. (Fuck I’m old. I had an old man surgery)

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6 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

6 and 7 most recently. Gallbladder removal will do it to ya. (Fuck I’m old. I had an old man surgery)

Username almost checks out if you read it as Fud Belly.

 

18 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I have to follow this thread out of professional interest.  Although in the biz we call them brown bass (corn on the cob) or brown trout (sausage).

Well if that ain’t a “user name fits” moment I don’t know what is. 

My favorite poo is the one where it feels like you just nuked an entire city and you go to wipe but it's clean.

F250 has successfully duped all of you into participating in his fetish under the guise of medical curiosity. 

Good thing I’m going blind.

Now the Covid needs to work on my sense of smell.

2 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

My favorite poo is the one where it feels like you just nuked an entire city and you go to wipe but it's clean.

Get on a regular fiber regimen and it's like that every time. 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Good thing I’m going blind.

How do you know when you’re done wiping?

A83AC858-396C-4DE6-9F01-1742C4534C9B.jpeg.e6d8cc5af2fe75d1f437072039f7f301.jpegMy favorite dumps are the ones where the toilet water looks like that crazy snake wine they sell in Asian markets. Can OP add this option? 

On 2/6/2022 at 5:24 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

A83AC858-396C-4DE6-9F01-1742C4534C9B.jpeg.e6d8cc5af2fe75d1f437072039f7f301.jpegMy favorite dumps are the ones where the toilet water looks like that crazy snake wine they sell in Asian markets. Can OP add this option? 

 

is that booze??!!??

 

 

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On 2/6/2022 at 8:38 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Where is the massive firewood log option?

No didn't add the softball poop option either.

Once I stopped at a Whataburger in Lubbock with a friend. Buddy walks into the restroom and then comes back out a few seconds later laughing saying "dude, you have to see this."

I walk into the bathroom he is bending over laughing and points to a toilet "look" he says. I looked into the toilet and saw a softball size turd. Never seen one of those before.

My buddy kicks the handle and the turd doesn't flush.

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