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31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Damn it wasn’t Arlington 

Grand Prairie was my guess. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Grand Prairie was my guess. 

Lots of micro businesses in trader’s village. 

Somewhere in bumfuck Texas, an aggy scientist is holding a maroon carrot aloft muttering ”fake news”.

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Austin’s innovation in water treatment on full display this weekend.

This took way too long.  cmon surly.  

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16 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

Dublin


Wish I had lived there at some point in my life.  The one in Ireland.  Not the Texas one.  Or the Ohio one

 

 

Waiting on Dallas or Houston guy to whip out their GDP

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7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Somewhere in bumfuck Texas, an aggy scientist is holding a maroon carrot aloft muttering ”fake news”.

Worlds first condom was made with sheep intestines.  Invented in college station in 1918.  Trojan stole the idea and made a subtle change to it by removing it from the sheep

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:


Wish I had lived there at some point in my life.  The one in Ireland.  Not the Texas one.  Or the Ohio one

 

 

Waiting on Dallas or Houston guy to whip out their GDP

Houston leads the world on pothole innovation 

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Houston leads the world on pothole innovation 

Don't forget counterfeit paper car tags.

San Fran ?  I wasn't aware that being able to freely shit on the streets of a city would count towards being as innovative...

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Worlds first condom was made with sheep intestines.  Invented in college station in 1918.  Trojan stole the idea and made a subtle change to it by removing it from the sheep

That’s the first aggy sheep joke I ever found funny. 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

There's one Texas city, betcha can't guess which one it is:

As soon as I saw that sentence, I knew it'd be the Texas city that hasn't had trash pickup in a week and that's currently having to boil its water.

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

As soon as I saw that sentence, I knew it'd be the Texas city that hasn't had trash pickup in a week and that's currently having to boil its water.

People shit on the sidewalk in downtown San Francisco.  Doesn’t mean it’s not the most innovative city in the world. 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

People shit on the sidewalk in downtown San Francisco.  Doesn’t mean it’s not the most innovative city in the world. 

I'd hope innovative cities could deal with mass amounts of people shitting on their sidewalks. This ain't a case of a random dump here, and there.  And I don't argue they can't be innovative.

lol y'all responding to onboard trying to CR this thread

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

lol y'all responding to onboard trying to CR this thread

Shitting in the streets is CR ? 

17 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

People shit on the sidewalk in downtown San Francisco.  Doesn’t mean it’s not the most innovative city in the world. 

A truly innovative city would have sidewalks that flush.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

A truly innovative city would have sidewalks that flush.

Truly innovative cities would have composting sidewalks, tied to vegetable gardens along the edges.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Shitting in the streets is CR ? 

No, but shit posting on this thread is.

Dalhart not in the list? Bullshit!

34 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Shitting in the streets is CR ? 

This also works as a statement.

4 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

This also works as a statement.

It’s a social statement Not a CR  statement

18 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

It’s a social statement Not a CR  statement

Mine was a statement about CR.

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22 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Dalhart not in the list? Bullshit!

Among the blue collar crowd, their jackets are the most popular.  Even more so than Dickies

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

A truly innovative city would have sidewalks that flush.

What the fuck's a frush?  

Tokyo at #2 is a fucking joke. Maybe in the 80s they were but not since, and certainly not today.

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