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1 hour ago, huge said:

I drafted my other league last night.

 

I dont hate my team.  That means it is likely dogshittt

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13 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Tonight 9PM CT right?

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!

6 hours ago, beer said:

So today is the day?

Man Bear Puig might be one of my favorite Fantasy baseball names of all time. Well done sir 

Since we are drafting past my bedtime can I make an easy request? After round 5 knock the pick time down to 45 seconds or so? 

3 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Since we are drafting past my bedtime can I make an easy request? After round 5 knock the pick time down to 45 seconds or so? 

You sir are just trying to fuck with us who have bothered with strategy.

36 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Albies or Altuve at 2.. decisions decisions 

Vlad 2.0

Just shy of 3 hours. Well done fellers. 

Derka. Small chance I’m headed to Houston Saturday. Wanna grab lunch in Austin Sunday?

we need a list vs. name please

 

11 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Just shy of 3 hours. Well done fellers. 

The time dilation is real

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12 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Derka. Small chance I’m headed to Houston Saturday. Wanna grab lunch in Austin Sunday?

i'm down to clown. 👌🏼 

17 minutes ago, beer said:

we need a list vs. name please

 

I’ll give you guys 4.99% for being shaggy 

Here’s the deal. Love Derka. Don’t let him push you around with trades. He will push and the hustle is commendable. But just give all offers a long thought. 

Scrote Scratchers and Heavy Metal are fairly hefty

huge = Chevy Metal

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

@NOMAAA has the best team. if his injured guys come good then @UTPhil2006 is next. derka has spoken. 

That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me in 20 years. Still gonna have to pay the way to @omaha 

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22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me in 20 years.

i give out very little sugar with my pronouncements. 

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4 hours ago, beer said:

we need a list vs. name please

 

i like the way that nomaaa handled this, and i think we should all follow suit.

 

i wasn't loving my team until i took a look at everyone else's teams.  14 team league takes a bite for sure.

you guys are so fucked.  again.

Missing two owners links. Who is Mahle Rats and Viking Quest? Castolon and AP?

i loved my first 5 picks.  after that, who knows?  i've never even heard of my third baseman. 

oh shit, i have simkin immediately out of the gate.  always nice to start the season with an easy 10-2 type of week.

3 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Missing two owners links. Who is Mahle Rats and Viking Quest? Castolon and AP?

Mahle Rats

4 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

oh shit, i have simkin immediately out of the gate.  always nice to start the season with an easy 10-2 type of week.

you may have me, but i have commishface.

you guys are so fucked.  again.


Berrios says otherwise tonight

If I dont buy "cable", just YoutubeTV, to exactly how many fucking networks must one subscribe to watch a couple of games?  Took 10 minutes to find Atlanta/Cincy and by the time I tuned in it was 7-0.  OK, rangers?  Its a blowout, so I will tune in again in the 7th to watch them blow a 6 run lead.  I see Mets/Nats game - that seems like fun, I go to MLBTV (Im in Birmingham so clearly it is out of market) - fucking no, sorry simp, its on apple goddamn suck your wallet dry tv and you cant watch it dumass, nyaa nyaa, you chose poorly, well - bye.

  MLBTV seems like a very expensive guide to all the games you cant watch there.  You can listen, it that OK?  No, I dont want Pepsi. [/rant]

its not even me.  its dylan cease. hes good.

20 hours ago, beer said:

If I dont buy "cable", just YoutubeTV, to exactly how many fucking networks must one subscribe to watch a couple of games?  Took 10 minutes to find Atlanta/Cincy and by the time I tuned in it was 7-0.  OK, rangers?  Its a blowout, so I will tune in again in the 7th to watch them blow a 6 run lead.  I see Mets/Nats game - that seems like fun, I go to MLBTV (Im in Birmingham so clearly it is out of market) - fucking no, sorry simp, its on apple goddamn suck your wallet dry tv and you cant watch it dumass, nyaa nyaa, you chose poorly, well - bye.

  MLBTV seems like a very expensive guide to all the games you cant watch there.  You can listen, it that OK?  No, I dont want Pepsi. [/rant]

I get the fucking nostradamus award

I got too man’s hitters. Need at pitcher. Make me an offer. 

being a Cubs fan who is playing against Suzuki is...confusing. 

Try being a Cardinals fan and having him on your team. (Insert Larry David gif)

I hate fantasy baseball. Thanks for not showing Joe Ryan as a starter at 8am this morning Espn. 

I was holding my own against the best team in the league then the wheels fell off over the weekend. pitching sucks

 

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i'm just glad i'm no longer facing the guy who got 19 HR and 59 RBI this week. i would have beaten a few people in this league with 7-8 wins had we been matched up this week. instead it's 1-10-1. oh well. only up from here!

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