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You have rejected my trade. That’s fair. Brock Burke and bohm for Jon gray. 

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13 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Mike. Sent you a decent offer. 

Yeah have to send it BEFORE gray has a good start....rookie mistake 

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Salvador Perez:

•Six straight All Star nods from 2013-2018

•missed 2019 due to injury 

•2020 played 37 games, had 50 hits, 12 doubles, 11 HR, and 32 RBI. .333 BA and a .986 OPS

•2021- led MLB in HR and RBI. 161 games played (try and calculate the value of that for a CATCHER in a 14 team fantasy league), finished with 48 HR and 121 RBI

•2022- HOT FUCKING GARBAGE

 

what i should do is look at his career numbers and assume that he's got 25-30+ HR and 80+ RBI coming for him the rest of the way. what i'm actually doing is asking if anyone here wants to take him off my hands and just get him off my team so i don't have to look at his name anymore. after all he's got a higher ceiling than your catcher does, and by a lot. 

so, if anyone wants to offer me a pitcher for Salvy then i'm all ears. if not, then don't say i didn't warn you when he finishes july with 12 hr and 35 rbi. 

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He just went deep!  Bieber for the salve. Let’s do business. 

Salvador Perez:
•Six straight All Star nods from 2013-2018

•missed 2019 due to injury 
•2020 played 37 games, had 50 hits, 12 doubles, 11 HR, and 32 RBI. .333 BA and a .986 OPS
•2021- led MLB in HR and RBI. 161 games played (try and calculate the value of that for a CATCHER in a 14 team fantasy league), finished with 48 HR and 121 RBI
•2022- HOT FUCKING GARBAGE
 
what i should do is look at his career numbers and assume that he's got 25-30+ HR and 80+ RBI coming for him the rest of the way. what i'm actually doing is asking if anyone here wants to take him off my hands and just get him off my team so i don't have to look at his name anymore. after all he's got a higher ceiling than your catcher does, and by a lot. 
so, if anyone wants to offer me a pitcher for Salvy then i'm all ears. if not, then don't say i didn't warn you when he finishes july with 12 hr and 35 rbi. 

Like clockwork
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On 6/3/2022 at 11:22 PM, shadow_operative said:

Salvador Perez:

•Six straight All Star nods from 2013-2018

•missed 2019 due to injury 

•2020 played 37 games, had 50 hits, 12 doubles, 11 HR, and 32 RBI. .333 BA and a .986 OPS

•2021- led MLB in HR and RBI. 161 games played (try and calculate the value of that for a CATCHER in a 14 team fantasy league), finished with 48 HR and 121 RBI

•2022- HOT FUCKING GARBAGE

 

what i should do is look at his career numbers and assume that he's got 25-30+ HR and 80+ RBI coming for him the rest of the way. what i'm actually doing is asking if anyone here wants to take him off my hands and just get him off my team so i don't have to look at his name anymore. after all he's got a higher ceiling than your catcher does, and by a lot. 

so, if anyone wants to offer me a pitcher for Salvy then i'm all ears. if not, then don't say i didn't warn you when he finishes july with 12 hr and 35 rbi. 

 

 

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while we're on the subject of buying low, please know if you were one of the several people sending me trades for marcus semien, none of you "almost" got him before his little hot streak.  i was never going to trade his shitty ass while he was playing shitty.

26 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

i also have 1 too many shortstops.  looking for help at 2b, 3b, of, and rp.

i have some rp.  come at me bro.

23 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

wow, i accidentally sent @NOMAAA a crazy one-sided offer. glad i caught it. actual offer incoming.

Strider is not on the block. 

Lance Lynn is finally coming back. You all are officially fucked.

Took a big L this week. We will rebuild. 

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Does LaRussa come with him?

For the right offer, yes.

Lance Lynn is finally coming back. You all are officially fucked.
Lance Lynn OTB
This feels like a trap.
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hey @Fawesome, what happened today? your lineup is currently 3/23. you left Moncada on the bench, and all he did was go 5/6 with a bomb and 5 rbi, plus a 2.333 ops. tsk tsk. i think you're in need of some fresh mojo; let's dance, trade stylies. 

hey [mention=1545]Fawesome[/mention], what happened today? your lineup is currently 3/23. you left Moncada on the bench, and all he did was go 5/6 with a bomb and 5 rbi, plus a 2.333 ops. tsk tsk. i think you're in need of some fresh mojo; let's dance, trade stylies. 

I was a half inning too late this morning. Rough.
49 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

also, @NOMAAA, jesus, i'm supposed to be the one dominating the pitching categories. WTF is this shit?!?

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0.56 whip with a 22.0 k/bb. ok. i see you. 

Might be an early preview of the championship matchup. 

20 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i've got jose, vladdy, mclanahan, etc, and i can't even get a counter offer. 😢 why do you guys hate me? 

Don't act like Vladdy is OTB

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8 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Don't act like Vladdy is OTB

ive always said that anyone is on the block. hell, i traded jazz chisolm in both leagues im in and he's arguably my favorite player. nobody is ever off limits on my team. hell, i even announced that mcclanahan was available and even sent some offers out. i received zero counters and zero original offers. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

On 6/15/2022 at 7:04 PM, NOMAAA said:

Might be an early preview of the championship matchup. 

Cracking Up Lol GIF

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i'm actively shopping Mcclanahan. multiple live offers are out there. if you haven't received an offer but are interested in acquiring his services then send an offer my way. 

 

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12 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

lol give me a minute brah! i just woke up lol. 

Sounds like there is a story there. Bottom line, don’t offer Shane without vlad. 

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i'd like to move Boston closer Tanner Houck, because he's an anti-vax retard and i just don't want him on my team. anyone who needs some saves should fell free to send me an offer. 

Sweeten the deal and you can have McNeil. 

Eovaldeeeeznuts is about to feel the buzzsaw of my pitching staff. 

Huge about to feel the buzzsaw. Nathaniel Low. He’s good. 

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