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aaron nola nearly just hyperextended his knee on a slippery mound while facing his first hitter since i traded away shane mcclanahan (among others) for him. i nearly had a heart attack. 😅

Aragorn. What a fucking strikeout king. Yes nerds. I know it’s stryder not strider. But spencer strider is good. It’s not even me. He’s good. 

11 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

When did Seattle get good? Jesus. 

back in neveruary.

Yaz would be so disappointed in the grandson. 

Here comes my weekly Sunday meltdown. No team has had more weeks leading 6/7 days before losing than me.

going for the single day strikeout record today. 

16 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Bryce out. Yordan out. I’m toast. I’m going to get beaten so badly this week. 

pivotal matchup in the other division too.  could help determine the bye.

of course the 3 best teams are in our division.  sigh.

15 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

pivotal matchup in the other division too.  could help determine the bye.

of course the 3 best teams are in our division.  sigh.

for now.

I don't stream starters, so kinda geeked about having 5 starters going today. Prediction...pain.

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got 4 more on sunday.  so next week is going to suuuuuck.

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got 4 more on sunday.  so next week is going to suuuuuck.
Ouch.
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7 hours ago, NOMAAA said:
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got 4 more on sunday.  so next week is going to suuuuuck.

Ouch.

I’ll take a 10–1-1 this week if form holds. 

Phil. Your 1.71 era will not save you. Give in to the dark side. I have the high ground. 

17 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Phil. Your 1.71 era will not save you. Give in to the dark side. I have the high ground. 

Don't worry Grienke will ruin it today

Goddammit Phil. I gotta roll the dice tomorrow. 

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willson contreras before i traded for him:

69/244 (.283), .917 ops, 30 xbh, 34 rbi, #1 overall C in fantasy

 

willson contreras since i traded for him:

3/40, 0 xbh, 1 rbi, .253 ops, literally the worst overall C in fantasy

 

@BigOrange1 i want a refund 

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1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

I don’t want him either. 

i know. i'm just hoping that openly shopping him will get the message through to him and he will get his shit together. a catcher in a 14 team league who plays every day and has an OPS over .900 is gold. 

4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

willson contreras before i traded for him:

69/244 (.283), .917 ops, 30 xbh, 34 rbi, #1 overall C in fantasy

 

willson contreras since i traded for him:

3/40, 0 xbh, 1 rbi, .253 ops, literally the worst overall C in fantasy

 

@BigOrange1 i want a refund 

lol, damn.

for fucks sake, forgot this is a double week. 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

for fucks sake, forgot this is a double week. 

Same.  Time for me to get that ERA back up

best of luck to everyone in the second half.

Argonauts are beating the f out of the pats 27-3

Danny Jensen is A beast. Who wants him??

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through 8 days of this matchup, beer somehow has as many HR as NL does RBI. they aren't playing each other, but i still don't think i've ever seen that. and mr.danny jansen over here actually has 3 more HR than beer. wild, wacky stuff. 

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

through 8 days of this matchup, beer somehow has as many HR as NL does RBI. they aren't playing each other, but i still don't think i've ever seen that. and mr.danny jansen over here actually has 3 more HR than beer. wild, wacky stuff. 

Told you. DJ is a player. 

Love getting trade alerts at 630am on a Saturday while trying to sleep off a scorching case of Covid.

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Love getting trade alerts at 630am on a Saturday while trying to sleep off a scorching case of Covid.

Have another

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7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Love getting trade alerts at 630am on a Saturday while trying to sleep off a scorching case of Covid.

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Shit the bed Carlos! You know you want to!!!!

why does aroldis chapman still have a fantasy job.  hes #261 on the player rater.

Who’s Viking quest? I can upgrade your 1b with Vaughn. Any interest?

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28 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Who’s Viking quest? I can upgrade your 1b with Vaughn. Any interest?

i sent him several offers last week and got no response. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 

i have offers out to 3+ teams right now.  i never get declines or counters.  ho hum.

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