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Cable customer forced oral sex on repairman: cops
 

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A North Carolina woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform a sex act on him, police said.

Mildred Newsome, 47, of Fayetteville, was arrested Saturday after an investigation into the man’s accusations following an April 20 repair call at her apartment, Fayetteville Police Sgt. Shawn Strepay told The Post.

“The cable guy was there to work on her on box and while waiting for it to reset as he was sitting on a couch, she came over, grabbed his hand and forcefully placed his hand on her own breast,” Strepay said.

The unidentified technician in his 30s tried to resist Newsome’s “unwanted sexual advance,” but she persisted and performed oral sex on him, Strepay said.

 

 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'm pretty sure I don't want to see photos of this woman. She's got to be insanely hideous.. that or she ran into Jersey Man.. 

Cable customer forced oral sex on repairman: cops

I see this happening all the time in movies, but usually they look better than her.

She said she had an Ichi Pusi.  

Cable guy said he was unfamiliar with the Japanese brands.

Unless she had a gun on him or dude was 100 lbs and has brittle bones she didn't "force" him to let her blow him.

Well at least her frustrations were confronted and came to a head.  

Going out on a limb here and say she didn’t get the upgrade she was hoping for. 

Maybe her name was Heywood Jablome, and when he called her by name, she got confused.

I'm betting it was all good until she started using her teeth.

59 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

82nd Airborne deployed right now?  Judging by her age, her husband must be at least a MSG/1SG. 

My first thought as well. She's had every swingin' dick on base so she's taken to attacking the ones she can lure into the house.

9 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

He came sometime between noon and 5:00.

 

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42 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

He came sometime between noon and 5:00.

 

Now that's funny right there. I don't care who ya are.

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4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

He came sometime between noon and 5:00.

 

Damn you. Was scrolling down to see if anyone beat me to my line. 

Sounds like she got a package not available online or over the phone. 

47 minutes ago, Parliament said:
7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
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Not bad

Not good

This is possibly the first time in the history of man whereupon someone said "stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."  

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

Damn you. Was scrolling down to see if anyone beat me to my line. 

Lol

7 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

This is possibly the first time in the history of man whereupon someone said "stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police."  

Probably should check with Bedouin to verify.  

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