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I love coming here to watch a bunch of old slobs jack off to the thought of a city council member. Y’all are pathetic but oh so cute!

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I don't jerk off to thoughts. But I do jerk off to thots.

Also, I'd suggest it's too early to be this drunk, but it is lump we're talking about....

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1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

I don't jerk off to thoughts. But I do jerk off to thots.

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1 hour ago, Notdougfunnie said:

Yo

Excuse me sir the “Balls to the Face” thread is next door.

Trying to decide between Taco Cabana and Thundercloud for lunch today.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I don't jerk off to thoughts. But I do jerk off to thots.

Also, I'd suggest it's too early to be this drunk, but it is lump we're talking about....


Strong

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23 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’ll bet Fit Lump knows who David Cutcliffe is.

Ouch…

We already have a "Tell Me About Texas A&M" thread. No need to start another. 


I can’t talk to anyone in their 20s anymore. It’s just too annoying to talk to someone who still has hope

Not sure I follow. Is there a Pio Renteria fetish that I'm unaware of on this site?

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1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Pics of said city council member?

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For perspective on what the hell is going on here, on 9.95, a poster named Theo asked about the relevance of David Cutcliffe. When the gang (somewhat rudely.. it’s Surly and the Recruiting Board) pointed out he had a long relationship with the Mannings and recent success developing QBs (Daniel Jones), Young Theo then admitted he had no fucking idea who David Cutcliffe was. That received the response you’d assume, with CTJ batting him around like a shuttlecock Theo then got extra defensive and started calling everyone old (gasp) and proceeded to get crowd sourced in a matter of hours. This thread was his resurrection, which has been moved here.

4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

For perspective on what the hell is going on here, on 9.95, a poster named Theo asked about the relevance of David Cutcliffe. When the gang (somewhat rudely.. it’s Surly and the Recruiting Board) pointed out he had a long relationship with the Mannings and recent success developing QBs (Daniel Jones), Young Theo then admitted he had no fucking idea who David Cutcliffe was. That received the response you’d assume, with CTJ batting him around like a shuttlecock Theo then got extra defensive and started calling everyone old (gasp) and proceeded to get crowd sourced in a matter of hours. This thread was his resurrection, which has been moved here.

yep so fuck theo the aquaduck

12 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

yep so fuck theo the aquaduck

Theo?

 

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Look, everyone has their opinions on personality but when everything is boiled off CTJ is just a typical passionate fan. He’s a decent, fun guy IRL- but he demands excellence in his internetting. It’s not because he thinks he better than us necessarily (well, most of us) but a personal truth that we as University of Texas fans deserve a baseline of dumbfuckery.

Love him or hate him, I don’t want a Surly without that.  

Look, Coach Harsin. I know times are tough. I'm confident that you and your wife and your side piece will get through this. We are here for you if you want to talk.

Sorry about jerking off to the pics but who could blame us?

 

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31 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

One lump or two?

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2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Pics of said city council member?

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41 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

So nobody is jerking their clock?

I'm not NOT jerking my cock. 

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56 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

So nobody is jerking their clock?

 No. I promise somebody is…

 

 

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42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Timing, Sir. 
 

You have it.

I’ve been jerking my clock all day thinking about going to down on Holly Rowe. Now I got a Theo/Fitlump sandwich? Not sure my unit will be able to standup to the heat. 

3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’ve been jerking my clock all day thinking about going to down on Holly Rowe. Now I got a Theo/Fitlump sandwich? Not sure my unit will be able to standup to the heat. 

Holly Rowe? Buddy. I gotta point you to some better threads 

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