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I love coming here to watch a bunch of old slobs jack off to the thought of a city council member. Y’all are pathetic but oh so cute!

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Her fivehead may be a modern art masterpiece but the surgeon knew what he was doing with those titties.  Someone dig up the pic.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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^ I made that pic 6 years ago.  Lollers.

17 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Bury… Something… Ass…something, something, King Arthur

43 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Any way possible to get that photo on the wall in a 8 x 12 and laminated?  

25 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


Bury Berry Something… Ass…something, something, King Arthur

Fixed. 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Any way possible to get that photo on the wall in a 8 x 12 and laminated?  

Fixed. 

Fuck.

 

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54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Any way possible to get that photo on the wall in a 8 x 12 and laminated?  

Autographed, too?

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21 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

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username checks out

31 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Autographed, too?

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Motherfucking Artiste’

 

Gentlemen, please take notes

 

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Anyone ever meet her and say, "Isn't your name Faith?"

Also 

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There is nothing better than some jackass popping in on this site, guns blazing, having no idea what he got himself into.

Lesson to all you newbs...lurk for a bit. 

3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

I seent Bert!

It’s either Bert or Whitman. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

There is nothing better than some jackass popping in on this site, guns blazing, having no idea what he got himself into.

Lesson to all you newbs...lurk for a bit. 

whats her cuck husbands name?

so it's not fitlump???? she doesn't want to see me whack off?????
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Guess I should have read a bit further down thread

Fuckin' Bra-vo!

21 hours ago, hookemATL said:

What’s going on in here?

Apparently....it's Theo

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At least it's not the derel

38 minutes ago, SKJ said:

At least it's not the derel

Hate the derel.

Man, this is like an off season MS Paint thread.  Kudos all around.

1 hour ago, SKJ said:

At least it's not the derel

 

26 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Hate the derel.

The derel is the worst

How in God's name did I miss this on Tuesday?

On 2/9/2022 at 9:11 AM, SKJ said:

At least it's not the derel

 

On 2/9/2022 at 9:50 AM, RamjetFDO said:

Hate the derel.

 

On 2/9/2022 at 10:17 AM, TexasEd said:

 

The derel is the worst

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Holy hell. I’m glad he tried this because I don’t live in the 9.95 but that shit was gold and I would have missed it.
What a choad.

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


What about lumpism?

Highly encouraged

11 hours ago, Foosters said:

Highly encouraged

In fact it is almost a required.

 

Okay, so when the lump gets old, does making fun of the lump win or does not making fun of the elderly win?

Great thread. The Photoshop work is perfection but it's the sprinkling of thirsty bros that always adds just the right amount of seasoning to a Fitlump thread.

 

On 2/8/2022 at 2:21 PM, Red Five said:

YARN | She thinks... she thinks you're cute. | Raising Arizona (1987) |  Video gifs by quotes | c6837a91 | 紗

I'm talkin' 'bout sex, boy.  What they hell you talkin' about?

On 2/8/2022 at 12:40 PM, RamjetFDO said:

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You’re a Rembrandt!

 

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On 2/8/2022 at 2:40 PM, RamjetFDO said:

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can we see the rest of the photo album? asking for a friend. 

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