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3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Steiner Ranch baby!

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Brushy Creek competes for their bulls. 

Hyde Park.

 

12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The wives are always the instigators and they are always instigating the nastiest of the nasty.

Well I heard it from one of the wives and I was shocked, and I worked at Mossimo’s on 6th street in the 90’s and don’t shock easy. 

Teenaged me would be hauling white rocks around to the front doors of half the town.

Teenage me would’ve been seeking out houses with three white rocks like a pig hunting truffles.

Who am I kidding. That’s me any age.
2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

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4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You all would be surprised how common this is, and how many people you know are a part of it.

 

surly confessions never cease to amaze me !!!

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

I remember hearing before that pineapples were some kind of significant symbol. 

I’m a team player. I’ll wait my turn so you guys can get a nut. Hopefully there’s only about 10 of you in front of me

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Teenaged me would be hauling white rocks around to the front doors of half the town.

When I was a teenager a friend of ours lived next door to a woman that engaged in such shenanigans. We were like Ninjas infiltrating the backyard for a view.

11 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I've heard there was a big group in Wood Glen in Round Rock, too. Work friend of mine and his wife bought a house in there right after they got married...this was probably 16-17 years ago. They got invited to a neighborhood party right after they moved in, and about 9:00 the couple that was throwing the party pulled them aside and asked if they were in the "lifestyle". They were 30 year old newlyweds and had no fucking idea what they were talking about. Buddy said it was almost like the "Raising Arizona" scene when the husband explained it to him. They were like "Uh, no...we're good". And the couple told them they'd probably want to be on their way by 9:30 or so. Apparently 3 white painted rocks by your front door meant you were "receiving visitors". 

Gonna have to start paying closer attention to the neighborhood front doorways, on my daily dog walks. 

12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hyde Park.

 

If true, I don’t think these are the kind of women you’d want to see associated with this lifestyle. 

15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


So…..what’s at the snack and dip table?

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She definitely gives up the pooper.

13 hours ago, F250 said:

When I was a teenager a friend of ours lived next door to a woman that engaged in such shenanigans. We were like Ninjas infiltrating the backyard for a view.

Like little spider monkeys back behind the tool shed.

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