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4 hours ago, ChampKind said:

Oh, hai.
 

 

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  • Thanks. Just a clarification...I didn’t take over anything except assuming the role as GM and pitmaster. There are new owners (as of April 2019), and I’m just a hired gun who was brought in to get the

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    https://www.texasmonthly.com/bbq/bucks-barbeque-co-2018/

  • Praise be! The local regulatory body has relented and I have been green-lighted to build my pit room. Shits about to get even realer down here on the island. Also....

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Hey man, it was like 5:00 in the morning. I wasn’t exactly firing on all cylinders.

*fucking lawyers

I'll be there today, you know, the one with the tab under "DICKHEAD"

That butterfinger rib rack though.

 

They are delicious. Srsly

 

 

Sent from my Jim’s Joint

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Not pictured 2 cheesy squash and 2 collards.

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Butterfinger pork ribs? Why not7d762129ce8b02ba6d3147b58a71602d.jpg

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You in Houston today?! Best bring yo ass to see me. Dino ribs, butterfinger brisket, AND butterfinger pork ribs. Get at me4625357afb9c0d2da197e55a0a8f863e.jpg

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We are taking orders for Thanksgiving meats. Whole turkey breasts for $55, whole briskets for $125, and ribeye rolls cut to weight at $18/lb

Do you ship to Florida? Asking for my BIL.

We are taking orders for Thanksgiving meats. Whole turkey breasts for $55, whole briskets for $125, and ribeye rolls cut to weight at $18/lb


When would pickup be available Wed afternoon? Tday Morning?

Good option for the in-laws before I ditch them for some hunting and fried bird.

ordered the ribeye roll last year and it was a huge hit. 

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Oooohhhh, look at that big tv star.


They say everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. I got 3
50 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

 


They say everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. I got 3

 

Well....except for that "feature length" film you did for tuition money back in the old days.

56 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Hey @ChampKind what are your thoughts on brining turkey.  Do you do it?

I brined your mom's turkey last night.

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Hey [mention=286]ChampKind[/mention] what are your thoughts on brining turkey.  Do you do it?


I do not. I salt and pepper them and put it on the pit
16 hours ago, ChampKind said:

 


They say everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. I got 3

 

 

12 more to go!

 

My lunch was better than your lunch.

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Little bitty baby beef chuck ribs. One of my coolers froze over last night so damn near all my raw proteins are frozen like ice cubes

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But WTF is up with "Txag86" huh?  Get a rope.

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

But WTF is up with "Txag86" huh?  Get a rope.

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But WTF is up with "Txag86" huh?  Get a rope.


Scott Sandlin. He’s a food writer for Houston Food Finder. He broke the news of my departure from PC. And, his aggie background notwithstanding, he’s a fucking outstanding human being.

Trying your place for lunch on Thursday.  I hear the sauce is to die for...

2 hours ago, ChampKind said:

Scott Sandlin. He’s a food writer for Houston Food Finder. He broke the news of my departure from PC. And, his aggie background notwithstanding, he’s a fucking outstanding human being.

 

does not compute

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Trying your place for lunch on Thursday.  I hear the sauce is to die for...


And the tortillas
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Trying your place for lunch on Thursday.  I hear the sauce is to die for...


Also, make sure you identify yourself with the customary “I’m from the internet”
3 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

 


Also, make sure you identify yourself with the customary “I’m from the internet”

 

Oh, You will know it is slorch so you can give me some burnt ends or a slab of brisket with bark so thick, a redwood's jealous.

Looking forward to getting out there tomorrow.  Invited a few buddies, but I am the only one on vacation this week, so I might be solo...when i sent out the invite, 3 of them answered back how fucking good your place is.

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Had the pleasure of trying Champkind's place today. I sit at the bar, order about 5 seconds after sitting down and getting a beer.  Bartender sends the order across on the computer. Like 1 minute later, Champkind pokes his head from the kitchen through the double doors to bar area, " Are you from the internet?"   "Why yes I am."  The bartender lady is a bit stunned, like how the hell did he even know?  I start laughing and tell her I'm on Surly and we had discussed it yesterday.

This is the awesome plate of lunch i had:

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Then, i guess, i looked skinny, because Champkind asked me if I wanted to try a smaller portion of the Thursday special- Brisket debris Po'boy...  "Why yes, I would."

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Holy cow, it was good!

The brisket was perfect, and he added some burnt ends to the plate. I usually judge a bbq joint strictly off the brisket and count anything else as bonus that was good.  The pork ribs were most definitely on point today.  I felt like they were the best thing on the plate.  For my side, I tried the cheesy squash... I've heard it might be better than John's, the originator of the recipe, but don't hold me to that.  Try it for yourself.  The po'boy would have been a great lunch by itself, and I was full as a tick by then, but I powered through.  My goal was to not need a doggy bag when I left...that ended up being a lot of grub though.   Thoroughly satisfied. 2 Guns way up for today's experience.

It was cool meeting Champkind, and getting support a surly asshole out there busting his hump making an outstanding product.    Thank you for being such a gracious host, Champkind- and having lax security so a sleazy Tech boy could get some great grub.

Man, Houston's crawling with tons of folks even less desirable than Tech fans.  If Champ turned away every rube that wasn't lucky enough to be a Longhorn, he might go out of business.

 

Edit: Oh, and the plates look awesome, and I want to destroy that brisket debris po boy.

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On 11/28/2018 at 9:46 AM, ChampKind said:

If ya live in Houston and haven’t been to see me yet, you really should

 

No, but finally able to make it in September.

 

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Pepper ate well today

I just licked my computer screen. 

I don't think I could last long in the service industry.

 

Random yelper:

Food was good, but service is lacking. We got the brisket sandwich and the fritos. The brisket was good, but wish more BBQ sauce was provided.  My friend liked the fritos with the chili on top but wished she could ask for the chili on the side, since it was too much chili for her taste.

 

More BBQ sauce, less chili.  Got it. 

To her credit, she still left 4 stars.  Could have hit that 5 star by serving less chili champ. 

 

How much more sauce for your sandwich and how much less chili do you need bitch.  Jesus. 

 

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Yeah, saw that review. Its perfectly acceptable to ask for more sauce one of the many times we check on your table. I don’t even charge for extra sauce.

ftr that looks like the perfect chili to frito ration. 

Moar saus and less chilly.

I hate people.

If they had more of that Frito Pie or meatloaf, they'd be way the fuck happier!!!

Fuck’em, Champ.  Ignore that bullshit. 

I was there on Friday and champ knocked it outta the damn park on every facet. The brisket was freaking amazing. I honestly thought i was gonna puke I ate so damn much. Those portions were extremely generous. 

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1 hour ago, pepper brooks said:

Those portions were extremely generous. 

Too much chili. 

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