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Who the fuck sticks their entire arm in a Pringles can?

I'm not sure we needed Kate McKinnon playing Carole Baskin. Woof.

I would bang Carole Baskin over Kate McKinnon.
2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Burrow gone full pimp?

Not full.  No cane.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The Gen X targeting is fucking epic 

We need an ad for Top Gun 2.

Just now, Texzilla58 said:


I would bang Carole Baskin over Kate McKinnon.

Well Kate's gay so...

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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The idea that anarchy, in which individuals make autonomous decisions about their own lives, is somehow the wrong political model for human sexuality is so fucking stupid it hurts.

Are we supposed to have a sexual democracy? Like, you want us all to vote on who’s fucking? 

4 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Who the fuck sticks their entire arm in a Pringles can?

when you can just use your tongue...

4 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Who the fuck sticks their entire arm in a Pringles can?

Arm? Never.

 

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Not full.  No cane.

 

Maybe he has a chalice or sceptre hidden somewhere.

 

LA gonna be big mad when they lose because of the injuries 

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Well Kate's gay so...

Plus she’s unattractive and not funny. 

Just now, Topper13 said:

Arm? Never.

 

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I don't get it?

j/k

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

Arm? Never.

 

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Is that a model of NowThis' anus?

Just now, Michael Knight said:

austin powers still not funny

Would have been funny if there were sharks with frikkin' laser beams.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Plus she’s unattractive and not funny. 

Not funny? Then how has she been on SNL for years? 

Fuck it. J lo been divorced 80 times. I’ll marry her and be 81

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

LA gonna be big mad when they lose because of the injuries 

Fuck them for getting bailed out by the refs a few years ago so they could play in a Super Bowl where they didn’t belong. They deserve to lose this one too.

Just now, ztejas said:

Not funny? Then how has she been on SNL for years? 

Obviously don't watch SNL.

The idea that anarchy, in which individuals make autonomous decisions about their own lives, is somehow the wrong political model for human sexuality is so fucking stupid it hurts.
Are we supposed to have a sexual democracy? Like, you want us all to vote on who’s fucking? 

Ummm…..if this becomes a thing, I have a solid vote-rigging plan for the Sela Ward district.

this gameflow is pissing me off and killing my DK showdown lineup

5 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

The idea that anarchy, in which individuals make autonomous decisions about their own lives, is somehow the wrong political model for human sexuality is so fucking stupid it hurts.

Are we supposed to have a sexual democracy? Like, you want us all to vote on who’s fucking? 

/nocr

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Obviously don't watch SNL.

Next you're going to tell me MAD TV isn't a thing anymore. 

WTF is happening in this thread?

Alcohol

I hate when George Strait gets last minute grocery delivery when I'm trying to launch a space mission. 

27 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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There’s people you like to hang out with, maybe have a drink or two, chop it up, as the kids say. Then there’s Charlie Kirk and John Sadler

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Forward viewing camera in the Silverado.

What happened to the windshield?

coke trying to sell you on working there instead of drinking their (far superior to pepsi which sucks gangrenous donkey dick) products is a sign of the times

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I hate when George Strait gets last minute grocery delivery when I'm trying to launch a space mission. 

He’s the king, he gets what he wants. 

Why did they have Meadow Soprano in a Chevy commercial?  She can't fucking parallel park.

Just now, slorch said:

Forward viewing camera in the Silverado.

What happened to the windshield?

hood is so fucking high you can't see parking stops or large animals right in front of you

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The Gen X targeting is fucking epic 

we've literally never been targeted by any ad campaign ever

please let us just have this

Just now, slorch said:

Forward viewing camera in the Silverado.

What happened to the windshield?

I’ve got one in my car (not a Silverado) and it’s pretty handy for seeing right in front of the bumper when parking and/or when there is short stuff in front of the car below the top of my hood, like chickens and toddlers. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

coke trying to sell you on working there instead of drinking their (far superior to pepsi which sucks gangrenous donkey dick) products is a sign of the times

Advertising in general has gone to shit since SCP was swallowed up by McCann a few years back.

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