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#701
1 minute ago, elfenix said:

hood is so fucking high you can't see parking stops or large animals right in front of you

LOLz.

Keep an eye open for the elusive bison.

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#702
2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Forward viewing camera in the Silverado.

What happened to the windshield?

Everyone is busy looking at their cell phones

#703
11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Plus she’s unattractive and not funny. 

You wouldn't say that if you were a 51 yr old lesbian...

#704
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

we've literally never been targeted by any ad campaign ever

please let us just have this

I am Gen X. That’s why I don’t know how I feel lol. It’s nice to be thought of lol 

#705

That face mask pull was so slick. Right on the other side of the geriatric ref who's 10 yds behind the play. 

#719
2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

There may not be anymore points scored.

Just need a Cincy FG to make this evening perfect.

#721

I'm working and looking up occassionally. Seems everytime I look up its a sack. Are these fucks not blocking on either side? A QB was inevitable.

#725
8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Why did they have Meadow Soprano in a Chevy commercial?  She can't fucking parallel park.

Well, you see Tony is dead and Carm is probably detained or some shit.

 

 

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#729
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Scarlett Johansson needs her tits to pop out per Alexa instructions then that commercial would be the best one of the night.

alexa, make scarlett's tits explode with delight

#730

IDGAF about OBJ's fucking feelings or what he's been through.  It's all been self-induced.

#734
2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Colin Jost be like "baby, I need some endorsements, too.  Can you help me out?"

Surprised there wasn't a Michael Che cameo.

#735
1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Cincy's run defense has so far been the MVP.

indeed. overall D for them has been killer most of the playoffs

#736
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Well, you see Tony is dead and Carm is probably detained or some shit.

 

 

Tony is alive. James Gandolfini is dead. 

#739
Just now, slorch said:

IDGAF about OBJ's fucking feelings or what he's been through.  It's all been self-induced.

Collingworth has been jerking it to OBJ all night. Christ he’s extra annoying tonight 

#744
Just now, Fletch said:

Collingworth has been jerking it to OBJ all night. Christ he’s extra annoying tonight 

Collingsworth's butt plug vibrates every time he says OBJ.

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#746
1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Renee Zellweger looking like a troll

she went to the kelly mcgillis - meg ryan school of WHAT THE FUCK?

#747
Just now, Deej said:

Collingsworth's butt plug vibrates every time he says OBJ.

OooooooooBeeeeeeJaaaaayyyyy

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