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What's up with all the Z's on the video board?

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Nice stems on Maria Taylor. No doubt she’d beat me at naked kickboxing but I’d really like to find out firsthand 

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s probably already high hahaha 

Is Snoop awake? Then yes, he's probably already high.

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

Nice stems on Maria Taylor. No doubt she’d beat me at naked kickboxing but I’d really like to find out firsthand 

I liked her in Diamonds are Forever.

18 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

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Have seen similar hats for sale at the flea market off 290. 

1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Is Snoop awake? Then yes, he's probably already high.

If you don’t get high in the morning you can’t be high all day 

Snoop’s been high since the Doc slapped his ass. 

Put me in, Coach.  I’m ready to play... 

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SBVII/VIII Griese: lost to Staubach in VI

SBIX/X/XIII/XIV: was 1-2 in playoffs in 72 and 73 before the 74 SBIX run

SBXI Stabler: was 3-3 in playoffs before 76

SBXII Staubach see above

SBXV/VIII Plunkett: 3rd example, went 4-0 in first 4 starts as raiders became first wild-card lombardi winner, picked up a 2nd ring 3 years later

SBXVI/XIX/XXIII/XXIV Montana: 4th example, was the co-goat w/ bradshaw before brady

SBXVII Theismann: kilmer and juergensen had all the snaps in the skins playoff games in 74 and 76, theismann goes 4-0 in his first 4 playoff starts to get the win, the 5th example

 

49 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Martha Stewart?  Would ya?  I would.

Hey, if she's up for it, I'm up for it. Smart, wealthy, still very cute for her age, and could actually go toe-to-toe with me in the cookie-baking. When two great cookie-makers duel, everyone wins.

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

wut?

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So I’m guess another hour until the actual game starts huh…? And how is Holly Berry getting hotter?

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3 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

And how is Holly Berry getting hotter?

CGI

4 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

So I’m guess another hour until the actual game starts huh…? And how is Holly Berry getting hotter?

Halle*

 

The amount of CGI in this pregame show rivals anything Marvel has ever done.  And it's possible that Halle has been CGI'd herself.

 

 

22 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

So about half were 3 star or lower? I’m not sure if the evidence backs up the assertion in the tweet 

How large is the pool of players 3* and below?

How large is the pool of players 4* and above?

What is the probability of an individual representation from each pool ?

Has there ever been a 9 vs 9 QB matchup in the SB?

Don’t believe so, both SB 10/13 had QBs wearing same number. 

We actually have a player starting in the super bowl (an O-Lineman at that) and he reps his high school instead of UT. 

I like how players now just make up shit as to where they're from for the introductions.

They're going to use the 2pac hologram for halftime California Love right? They would be fools not to do so. 

Pulling for Cincy but think Rams win...  35-24.  Have 5/4 for a square from work. 

She cute. 

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This pregame is regarded.  I love the player intros now though. Just say random shit.

1 minute ago, hundredTT said:

Saying 38 -28 Rams. Nice singer there! 

Can live with that, also have square 8/8. 

Fuck YES on the flyby!

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

First singer was cuter. 

She was like 13 yo dude.

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Thank god Romo isn't doing the game.

It’s the closest he’d ever get to the trophy.

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

She was like 13 yo dude.

And? 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

And? 

Why don’t you have a seat there Jerry Lee Lewis

I may have over served myself with Hefeweizen for the pregame.

rams dline versus bungals oline is the deciding factor

do like the pats did to donald and run a trap run for your first play

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

My God, another Jurassic Park?

The subject matter is the actors this time.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

My God, another Jurassic Park?

Fuck yes that’s a giant pile of shit.

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