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You have to kick that and make Stafford go 90 yards. Put the pressure on him!!

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  • All the Stafford hate is fucking stupid.  Burrow and Mixon deserve hate.  Burrow for being a humongous douche who ain't fucking Brady and got a little too big for his britches and Mixon for being a wo

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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just because it’s in LA doesn’t mean you needed to LA the fuck out of it. The fucking rock? Gayest opening to a SB I ever remember.

Almost as gay as the people whining about it

Another Marvel movie for middle aged white men to jerk off to on Surly.

I forget that after every possession they have commercials. Game will be over at 11:30 and I’ve already polished off my wings and about to start on my chicken enchiladas. Need to pace myself.

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Another Marvel movie for middle aged white men to jerk off to on Surly.

It's a TV series smart guy

Is every network show a cop or paramedic show now? First responder worship is so gross.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I think, for the most part, that Stafford should work the under 40-yard passing routes.

Isn't that like 95% of them?

9 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 

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You really do look like a Koopa

 

Just now, Bodhi said:

Isn't that like 95% of them?

I reckon so. It's just that his passes seem to float too much when he tries to go deep. I don't think he has the greatest arm anymore.

Fuck not that guy

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I forget that after every possession they have commercials. Game will be over at 11:30 and I’ve already polished off my wings and about to start on my chicken enchiladas. Need to pace myself.

It takes so fucking long. I watch the first quarter, then go pick up my food and cocktails during the boring ass 2nd quarter and 40 min halftime, then be ready in case the 4th quarter is interesting

I like giant chicks playing bass in the desert, so I’m definitely going to start buying Bud Zero or whatever the fuck that ad was for.

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Was that a CGI Joe Namath with the emo chick talking about responsible gambling?

 

Because it sure as fuck looked like a CGI Joe Namath.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

My son literally said Odell time befor that play 

Would your son please state "30 point Cincy swing" now?  Pretty please.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Not sure if I understand the point this BMW commercial is trying to make

 

I don't think the 20 something creatives understood the point either, but BMW gave them cash to play with, and by God, they came up with a commercial.

Just now, Bodhi said:

Would your son please state "30 point Cincy swing" now?  Pretty please.

Bro already asked 

I may need to go to video review, but it seems cold over there.

Outstanding uni matchup, btw. 

Rams with more points already than last SB visit. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

I may need to go to video review, but it seems cold over there.

It was like 90 todsy so nah lol 

Really fucking pisses me off Mixon is playing in the super bowl instead of on parole 

2 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Would your son please state "30 point Cincy swing" now?  Pretty please.

Yes please. 

I think I don't like the Rams only because I find Highland Park distasteful and unpleasant. 

Really fucking pisses me off Mixon is playing in the super bowl instead of on parole 

This. Dirt bag.
4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It was like 90 todsy so nah lol 

Re: Stafford's wife was perky

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Selma Hayek can do anything she wants to me. 

She already is. Ignoring you.
Just now, Underdog said:

Outstanding uni matchup, btw. 

Rams with more points already than last SB visit. 

Cincy has a Top 5 uni in the league, imho. Always liked the stripes.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ballgame.

This is facetious right?  Cause Cincy was down 21-3 last game and you know the outcome. 

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Andy Richter loves salads.

You don't win friends with salad.

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