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Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Wants Anna Kendrick dead and doesn't like Miley's tits.... 

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  • All the Stafford hate is fucking stupid.  Burrow and Mixon deserve hate.  Burrow for being a humongous douche who ain't fucking Brady and got a little too big for his britches and Mixon for being a wo

  • Fuck everyone. This is awesome. 

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Half those people they showed have no idea what inning it is.

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2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What kind of dumbass comes off the bench in shorts to celebrate. Send his dumbass home, now.

a former Houston Texan dumbass

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What kind of dumbass comes off the bench in shorts to celebrate. Send his dumbass home, now.

And slides!  Running on the field in slides!

Just now, Bullneck said:

Emmit Smith.  

Sippin some of his tequila.

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did you say Meadow?

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she lives in Austin now and is married to Lenny Dykstra's son

lulz Larry David

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

says the tech fan

Meh.  Our losses are cheaper than yours.

Much.

kinda felt like that was gonna be mcconaughey announcing his run for gov

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Fuck Salesforce

I said that as soon as it popped up.  My wife was like, 'Damn, that escalated quickly."

 

The best ad so far is for fucking crypto...LOLz.

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1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Fuck Salesforce

Yeah, that was a headscratcher.

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

she lives in Austin now

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how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

Hour and twenty minute first half seems reasonable for everyone complaining about the game length.

Just now, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

it drowns out Collinsworth, so ...

Yeah.

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

You piss every commercial?
1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

Some of us don't have women's bladders.

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

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And that was a quality interview. I for one learned a lot from that.

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note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group

anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"

and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money

i liked the cheetos/doritos animals

the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing

how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

I'm not sure we needed Kate McKinnon playing Carole Baskin. Woof.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

how do you guys pay such close attention to the commercials? do you piss, text, and get more beer during the game?

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Some of us don't have women's bladders.

Let's be fair, old men also

43 YO white suburban moms refilling their rosé’s right about now. The shrieking is about to get real….

Old enough to remember when WWF had matches during halftime. Some pretty good ones too.

note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group
anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"
and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money
i liked the cheetos/doritos animals
the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing
how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

Because the world is full of idoits
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

did we really need a tiger king series?

Like a sore dick….

It will likely be the greatest halftime performance of all time?

Not fucking likely, lady.

WTF is wrong with the back of that guys neck???

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

note to immamac: the surl should be hired out as a focus group

anyone who knows what salesforce is and watched that commercial said "WTF?"

and shame on bongoman he didn't need that money

i liked the cheetos/doritos animals

the fucking meta spot was awful and depressing

how does this shit make it past focus groups and get greenlighted for a jabillion$ spot?

its time to accept that you're no longer the target demographic, you want pillows and boner pills on cable news 

Snoop like wtf is touching me biaaatch?

Leslie Jones seems like a cunt

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