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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Well they fucked us on the non holding call so we'll call it even

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On 12/9/2022 at 1:16 PM, Helobious said:

Pulling hard for Cuero, CC Vets, Poth, and Refugio (next week). The only South Texas teams left. I also want Boerne to win just because of proximity. Every Austin area school can go fuck itself, region 4 my ass.

Cuero will easily dismantle Wimberley, same for Poth & whatever the hell school that is they’re playing. Boerne wins a tight one. CC Vets hangs tough for a half but the talent difference shows up in the 2nd half and they lose. 
 

Other games of interest to me:

Westlake will steamroll NS, 35-7ish type score. Prosper wins a tight game decided by Duncanville mistakes, Katy obliterates Vandy, Guyer mouthfucks DeSoto, Longview beats Aledo, Argyle beats SOC by a couple scores. 

You're pretty bad at this 😆 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I don’t think picking Westlake to win big was a stretch at all.

It totally was. And now we're getting our ass kicked. Great call, as always, helo. 

That Westlake-NS play by play guy is literally the worst sports broadcaster I have ever heard in my life. NS just took a punt to the house, 35-19 NS. Still a lot of game left though no need for Chaps to be too concerned yet. 4 minutes left in 3rd. 

Just now, HalfSack Horn said:

Those might be the worst predictions I’ve ever seen.

You new here?

Westlake should just throw to Greathouse every play and get pass interference.

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

You new here?

Lurker since day 1 but never paid attention to Helobius predictions haha.  Has he gotten any correct? 

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Would the Westlake QB start for Austin High?

I'm not sure he'd start at Akins

Just now, HalfSack Horn said:

Lurker since day 1 but never paid attention to Helobius predictions haha.  Has he gotten any correct? 

Nope

I think the woman in the background is Helobious. She's wrong about everything.

Worthy needs to watch Kubecka play. Thats how you track a fucking ball and make a fucking effort

lulz they throw a flag on every Westlake incomplete pass. Poor Fletch, must be rough getting all those bad calls against Westlake.

Checking in to say fuck Katy High.

Carry on

Wow. Amador out for a play with an injury (looked like he got the wind knocked out of him). Westlake stacks the box against the new QB, North Shore airs it out and #2 takes it to the house. Terrible defensive play by the Westlake DBs. Looks like the old days I mean shit they let me catch a couple of long passes and I was terrible. Ha.

Mustang QB goes down, fucking 3rd string QB comes in first play and throws a floating bomb down field that their WR catches and turns into a TD. 42-27 NS.

1 minute ago, Gardner Barnes said:

WL TD 35-27 NS

A bit behind. 

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz they throw a flag on every Westlake incomplete pass. Poor Fletch, must be rough getting all those bad calls against Westlake.

Us Westlake kids never catch breaks so this is nice

WL TD 35-27 NS

Lol. I was 20 seconds behind.

WL secondary is being exposed for the first time all year.

Just some dude and Mary sitting in the stands with a camera. Love it!

Greathouse down but just looks like a cramp

At least from what I can tell on this outstanding production

 

2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Us Westlake kids never catch breaks so this is nice

*We

Edited by Huckleberry

“The wind is picking up. It’s probably blowing at 23 mph.”

I don't know what they're going to do with these two games in Dallas.  I live in central Dallas and it is banging thunderstorms and lightning right now.

Chat on Lview Aledo gettin kinda racy…

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

At least from what I can tell on this outstanding production

“I can’t quite discern what the call was… something about grounding”

25 minutes ago, HalfSack Horn said:

Lurker since day 1 but never paid attention to Helobius predictions haha.  Has he gotten any correct? 

His Yankee predictions are spot on !

David Amador juked the shit out of about 3 Westlake defenders, 40 yards to the end zone. 49-27 NS, 8 minutes left in game. Fat lady isn’t singing but she’s warming up.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

David Amador juked the shit out of about 3 Westlake defenders, 40 yards to the end zone. 49-27 NS, 8 minutes left in game. Fat lady isn’t singing but she’s warming up.

Vic Mackey inbound. He's sure to make her sing.

Gonna take some work for Westlake. Have to throw now and they're into the wind with an, um, less than their normal standard QB.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Where is amador going to college?

Committed to UTSA.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Where is amador going to college?

looney tunes running GIF by Looney Tunes World of Mayhem

NS just reloading every year. This might be their "worst" senior class in a while too. Their freshman and sophs are where there talent currently is. Just never ending.

Dude doing YouTube Westlake game has made two Bigfoot documentaries!

They let fans back into that Longview-Aledo game and 2 minutes later told everyone to go back to their cars. 
 

Edit: maybe not? They’re saying 11 minutes left in delay and time is ticking down still. 

Edited by The Ace of Aces

The North Shore staff is absolutely in love with their Freshman and Sophomore classes. They are going to be filled with D1 kids. The coaches thought this would be a down year talent wise. 

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