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37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


they’ve had some great playoff games vs calallen and Calhoun 

Indeed, and demolished my hometown Pleasanton Eagles. 

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What in the actual fuck were those clowns looking at?

Good thing we have replay in this game, because that's the most inexplicable idiotic call I've ever seen.

Obligatory: Are these B12 refs?

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Good thing we have replay in this game, because that's the most inexplicable idiotic call I've ever seen.

Obligatory: Are these B12 refs?

Next year B12.  That call will go on their resume.  

Just horrible 

Mart needs to quit fucking around on offense and just give the ball to #2.  

2A football doesn't need to be complicated.

Nice moves after the catch.

I played with a guy that wore one sock up and one down.  The one high sock and Overshown style wristbands on the other leg raise the douche level.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Mart needs to quit fucking around on offense and just give the ball to #2.  

2A football doesn't need to be complicated.


wing t offense 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

4 needs to run 

Just a sophomore, he's good

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Just a sophomore, he's good

He needs sone anger in him 

Hellova game.

Teams trading massive body blows.

I am soooooooooo fucking sick of that HEB commercial already.  3 more days of it might do me in.  

Nice pick.  Mart needs to rtdb.

Anyway to watch these games from outside the state where Bally Southwest or whatever it’s called this week isn’t available?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I am soooooooooo fucking sick of that HEB commercial already.  3 more days of it might do me in.  

Or try living without HEB...

Wish I had local HEB commercials to bitch about.

 

Enjoying this game, bigtime.

DBAP sighting on the Albany helmets.

Windthorst had that on their helmets in 2020.

FYI- Do Better And Pray.

Meh, I'll stick with the GATA we had in high school

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Meh, I'll stick with the GATA we had in high school

Mart is the Yankees of 2A-DII.  Some of their fans on chat boards are mouthy AF.

I like seeing the schools that shouldn't have a chance giving them hell.

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21-28? Nah, we defer both half’s. What the heck is going on 

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Charlie Strong coaching Mart?

Albany coach said hold my beer with that onside kick.

Shades of Jerry Jolley with the celebration while getting your ass kicked

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Albany QB going all Taysom Hill with that leg brace on.

And Mart has a bunch of Dylan Haines mfers on Defense

21 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

Shades of Jerry Jolley with the celebration while getting your ass kicked

*Johnny

Small school football is fun. On Albany's last TD on the long run by the QB, the right guard #66 was running faster than the QB or any defender.

I never thought Mart would be getting beat like this

Let's see how fucking mouthy John Garrett can be now.  LOlz.

To be fair, wasn't convinced until it went below 3 minutes on the game clock.

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Happy for Denney Faith to get his State Championship.

He is a small school coaching legend, who put in the time and work to earn that ring.

 

Congratulations, Albany Lions!!!

I never thought Mart would be getting beat like this

I know. Albany whooped them on both sides of the ball. Was pulling for them since I have ties to Mart area and Hoffman went to my high school. He has done well there but tonight was not their night.
2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Mart needs to quit fucking around on offense and just give the ball to #2.  

2A football doesn't need to be complicated.

It wasn't complicated.  Albany's OL took over in the 2nd half.  One fucking Senior on their OL is incredible.

There will be no rest for Region 2 next year, either.

50 minutes ago, Levi said:

21-28? Nah, we defer both half’s. What the heck is going on 

half's???

Denney Faith was so close to losing it in that interview. 

56 minutes ago, Levi said:

21-28? Nah, we defer both half’s. What the heck is going on 

Even in Pop Warner we taught the kids NOT to choose to kick off JFC.

Loved the Albany QB getting downfield and making the tackle after he threw the int. 
Kinda reminded me of Colt.  

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Damn, Game showing on my guide on Ballys but the game isnt on….any tricks?

31 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

half's???

Sorry The Hangover GIF

31 minutes ago, deter said:

Good. Screw Mart.

Such passion betrays a story of bitter loss.

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

If anyone is curious, @Helobious went 0-3 today.

I’ve essentially lost 10 coin flips in a row at this point. There simply has to be a correction coming.

I’ve essentially lost 10 coin flips in a row at this point. There simply has to be a correction coming.

It’s not too late to switch to College Station.
7 hours ago, TexPx said:

When Tim Buchanan graduated from high school in 1979, the University Interscholastic League had six classifications for football — Class 4A through Class B for the 11-man game and another classification for six-man.

Nothing has changed today except for the names of the classifications — 6A through 1A — and the fact that there are now split divisions within those classifications.

That’s despite the fact that Texas has grown from a population of 13.8 million in 1979 to an estimated 29.9 million in 2022. That number should grow to more than 35 million by 2032, according to projections by the Texas Demographic Center. But will the UIL have stepped out of its comfort zone and created a Class 7A or even an 8A?

“We haven’t added a classification [since the early 1970s], and we’ve doubled the population of the state of Texas in that time,” Buchanan said. “Adding classifications is way overdue in Texas. I think we should have added a couple of them a long time ago.”

Buchanan has had plenty of success in the current format, winning seven state titles as the head coach at Aledo. His Class 5A school has won 10 state titles in all — most in UIL history — but he doesn’t like a system where enrollments for Class 6A schools range from 2,225 (Garland Naaman Forest) to 7,102 (Allen).

To take its place, he proposes something radical.

“The largest 32 schools should be in an 8A class,” Buchanan said. “That would leave a little over 1,200 schools to make up seven classifications. This would put approximately 172 schools per classification. The current average number of schools per division in classes 1A to 5A is 99.”

Texas is a giant state that covers nearly 270,000 square miles, so travel is always a concern when looking for new ways to realign schools. Buchanan’s plan could help solve those issues, as most of the state’s largest schools reside in two major metropolitan areas — Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston.

As The Dallas Morning News projects the landscape of D-FW high school football in 2032, it is important to note that many coaches would like to see change. They want a more even playing field, one where schools aren’t competing against opponents two and three times their size.

They are tired of David vs. Goliath matchups.

I still like my solution better, which is to tell schools there’s an enrollment cap if you want to play in the playoffs. Most of these monster schools have two campuses anyway, you’re not really adding a burden. If you want a 4k high school, fine, you just aren’t eligible for playoffs. 

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’ve essentially lost 10 coin flips in a row at this point. There simply has to be a correction coming.

a lightning bolt, more like it. J/K

The idea of a reverse parlay is fascinating though, regardless of the sport.

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