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Carthage needs to let their second Team start the second half 

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Glen Rose woke them up last week.

Wish that could’ve been the title game.

 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Schools need to stop lying about enrollment 

UIL is largely useless, NCAA-lite.

In the bigger classifications shenanigans happen with brand new schools. Katy Paetow won a 5A title last year with an enrollment over 3k.

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I'd really be surprised if Surratt ever left Carthage.   He is making a legend.

2 minutes ago, orangeut said:

I'd really be surprised if Surratt ever left Carthage.   He is making a legend.

His kid will also be his qb for the next 3 years.

2 minutes ago, orangeut said:

I'd really be surprised if Surratt ever left Carthage.   He is making a legend.

Right.
I’ll bet he doesn’t have a lawnmower. 

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

21-0 first quarter 

Over It I Give Up GIF

Who? vs. Who?

10 minutes ago, orangeut said:

I'd really be surprised if Surratt ever left Carthage.   He is making a legend.


he’s the king of Carthage 

kid is about to be his qb

hot wife 

and what more can you want ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


he’s the king of Carthage 

kid is about to be his qb

hot wife 

and what more can you want ?

Not to mention they pay him like 110-125k a year. Once his kid graduates we should definitely find a spot for him on the staff.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

start of 3q

carthage 35

wimberley 0

Thank you, and dayum

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Thank you, and dayum

It’s not as close as the score indicates 

Heard in our house as we turned TV on...

"Carthage?  It should be Carnage!"

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Carthage DL is just dominating 

Dont forget about their O line, WRs, QB, RBs, and water boy. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s not as close as the score indicates 

Oh lawdy

Wimberley can’t get to the edge on any running plays 

Wimberley turn over #4 !

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s a touch back, dumb call 

Big XII ref in training

#5 Carthage is an Aggie baseball commit 

extremely cocky 

Is Carthage approaching or now the best dynasty ever? They are a fucking machine.
 

They play tomorrow at 11a. Win that and it’s unquestionable.

I love small town football. Drill team and cheerleaders also play in the band ha

13 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


They play tomorrow at 11a. Win that and it’s unquestionable.

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18 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thirsty kid sneaking a pic of Mrs Coach Surratt? 

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Uh that's not anywhere in the hot realm.  Take that 4 pounds of makeup off, she may look like a house fell on her sister.

I started watching this one late off the DVR.  I expected Carthage to win but I thought Wimberley could keep it respectable.  The blowout plus Dave Raymond kinda sucks...not sure I'll watch much more.

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I love small town football. Drill team and cheerleaders also play in the band ha

JV football players called up for the playoffs do too lots of times

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Half of golden triangle will be there. They’re rallying hard behind png 

I was at the last PNG state championship game against rape fingers as qb for Stephenville.  They filled their entire side of the dome up to the rainbow level.

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7 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Uh that's not anywhere in the hot realm.  Take that 4 pounds of makeup off, she may look like a house fell on her sister.


that’s a deep east Texas 10

That Roquemore kid looks like a helluva athlete.  His 247 profile was blank.  No offers, no interest, nothing.  I’m not suggesting we recruit him, but somebody should.

30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thirsty kid sneaking a pic of Mrs Coach Surratt? 

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Looks like Carrie Underwood 10 years older, and a couple of face-lifts later.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Lots of PNG fans here already.

Watch your scalp

Edited by tx 3 putt

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

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Looks like Carrie Underwood 10 years older, and a couple of face-lifts later.


with extreme prejudice 

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

That Roquemore kid looks like a helluva athlete.  His 247 profile was blank.  No offers, no interest, nothing.  I’m not suggesting we recruit him, but somebody should.


college baseball, maybe Murray st 

pitcher and ss 

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8 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

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Looks like Carrie Underwood 10 years older, and a couple of face-lifts later.

Carrie Underwood's face is already mostly plastic after her car accident. That woman takes it up to 11.

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Watch your scalp 

 

Most of them look like fat toothless rubes.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Most of them look like fat toothless rubes.

Lot of those guys are my customers !!!

show sone respect 😂😂😂

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Lot of those guys are my customers !!!

show sone respect 😂😂😂

I was talking about the women.. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Carrie Underwood's face is already mostly plastic after her car accident. That woman takes it up to 11.


I bet that vag is picture perfect though ! 

52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thirsty kid sneaking a pic of Mrs Coach Surratt? 

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For when it is time to take off the makeup at night:

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thirsty kid sneaking a pic of Mrs Coach Surratt? 

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And this is the Bitch that created her.

36 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

For when it is time to take off the makeup at night:

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Wow. Brutal. But funny. 

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Boerne has a way bigger crowd here than CS.  

CS saving up for bowl game.

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