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24 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refugio didn’t just lose…..  they got their asses kicked by fricken Hitchcock.  I can’t recall the last time Refugio got blasted in their first game 

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Wonder why the Boscoe/Allen game isn’t being televised 

I don’t think Friday games can be televised live, only webcast.
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think New Braunfels beating Denton Ryan is bigger

NB hammered them in the second half. Dominated the box score, had more turnovers that Ryan, too. Ryan had two missed PATs they’ll point to, but they’ll probably leave out the 14 and 17 play drives that NB ran down their throats.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

SV looks massively unimpressive so far.

I remember seeing them in the playoffs last season and thinking that I had never seen such an unathletic 6A playoff team.

I wonder what happened to that program? because they had a long run of being arguably the best program in SA.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I remember seeing them in the playoffs last season and thinking that I had never seen such an unathletic 6A playoff team.

I wonder what happened to that program? because they had a long run of being arguably the best program in SA.

Didn’t the new schools in the Comal  ISD take some of their talent pool?   But yea they not only had some solid football teams, but they were solid in baseball too.  

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I remember seeing them in the playoffs last season and thinking that I had never seen such an unathletic 6A playoff team.

I wonder what happened to that program? because they had a long run of being arguably the best program in SA.

They were the most consistent for sure, always the best coached. Never had the best athletes but had some NFL caliber ones like sendejo & Moehrig-Woodard. They were also recently blessed with a couple great QBs in Levi Williams (Wyoming) and Josh adkins (UTSA). Definitely lacking there since they’ve left. But yeah this year Brennan, Brandeis, Judson, and Steele would all eat their lunch imo.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Didn’t the new schools in the Comal  ISD take some of their talent pool?   But yea they not only had some solid football teams, but they were solid in baseball too.  

Allegedly all the good athletes stayed to play at SV. 

17 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Didn’t the new schools in the Comal  ISD take some of their talent pool?  

There has never been much talent at Canyon Lake HS.  Davenport is too new to matter.

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

There has never been much talent at Canyon Lake HS.  Davenport is too new to matter.

Canyon Lake isn’t too bad….   Not to be confused with Canyon High right off I-35 which had that awful eye bleeding red turf when the colored turf thing was a fad.  They’ve been underachieving for years.  

24 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

There has never been much talent at Canyon Lake HS.  Davenport is too new to matter.

Davenport took from Canyon HS, Pieper Ranch took from SV. 
 

SV wins 14-13. Star SV transfer receiver Freddie Dubose makes their whole offense go, but he got absolutely murdered by Reagan safety Gio Sessi late in the game. Had to leave due to injury. That Sessi kid can play, think he has an Air Force offer.

18 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Canyon Lake isn’t too bad….   Not to be confused with Canyon High right off I-35 which had that awful eye bleeding red turf when the colored turf thing was a fad.  They’ve been underachieving for years.  

Canyon Lake has massively underachieved in their history -- they've had 1 10-win season in their 12-(or so) year history.   They have always been one of the biggest schools in 4A, yet Wimberley almost always just kicks their ass, in spite of always being significantly smaller and having fewer players.  At least they finally quit scheduling Blanco a couple of years ago.  

They're not usually good in other sports either, but I can't blame hiring bad coaches, because them getting Monzingo right out of the gate was a great hire.   One of their current problems is that fucking ancient offense they run.

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21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Canyon Lake has massively underachieved in their history -- they've had 1 10-win season in their 12-(or so) year history.   They have always been one of the biggest schools in 4A, yet Wimberley almost always just kicks their ass, in spite of always being significantly smaller and having fewer players.  At least they finally quit scheduling Blanco a couple of years ago.  

They're not usually good in other sports either, but I can't blame hiring bad coaches, because them getting Monzingo right out of the gate was a great hire.   One of their current problems is that fucking ancient offense they run.

It actually seems like kind of a tough school to win at. About 40% low income students, not much talent coming through all those trailer parks.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

SV looks massively unimpressive so far.

Our offense was woof. If it wasn't for those end arounds Reagan kept biting on they wouldn't have moved the ball at all. That #3 for us was bulldozing a tired Reagan D at the end which was nice 

Rockwall is beating the brakes off of Cedar Hill 34-6 in the 3rd. CH is going to struggle to make the playoffs in that district.

13 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Rockwall is beating the brakes off of Cedar Hill 34-6 in the 3rd. CH is going to struggle to make the playoffs in that district.

Damn didn’t see that coming either 

10 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Rockwall is beating the brakes off of Cedar Hill 34-6 in the 3rd. CH is going to struggle to make the playoffs in that district.

CH offense wasn't very good last year and the qb somehow ended up at DeSoto this year

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

CH offense wasn't very good last year and the qb somehow ended up at DeSoto this year

Yeah and he’s playing WR there. It’s hard for Duncanville, DeSoto, and Cedar Hill to all be juggernauts at the same time, and it’s not hard to figure out why.

I was surprised by Aledo losing to Parish!! Is Parish that good or Aledo not as good as they usually are?? 
 




Little bit of both. Parish was TAAPS D1 Champs last year and probably better than Aledo. Aledo has another tough one Friday at home against Denton Guyer.
4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Awaiting the MILF report.    

Well, the new California moms are beautiful, for sure, but they’re a little too pristine and put-together for my sensibilities. Teslas, $400 jeans, and spotless shoes. I prefer the drunk, hot Texas moms who start partying around 3pm and saunter into the stadium half-crocked. 

23 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Well, the new California moms are beautiful, for sure, but they’re a little too pristine and put-together for my sensibilities. Teslas, $400 jeans, and spotless shoes. I prefer the drunk, hot Texas moms who start partying around 3pm and saunter into the stadium half-crocked. 

Well, those descriptions have become a special kind of camo here in ATX.

27 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Well, the new California moms are beautiful, for sure, but they’re a little too pristine and put-together for my sensibilities. Teslas, $400 jeans, and spotless shoes. I prefer the drunk, hot Texas moms who start partying around 3pm and saunter into the stadium half-crocked. 

Pristine= Botox and Saline. 

26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

 I prefer the drunk, hot Texas moms who start partying around 3pm and saunter into the stadium half-crocked. 

You should frequent the mall bars around the Bee Cave Galleria. Plenty of fresh LT divorcees hopped up on pills and box wine.

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You should frequent the mall bars around the Bee Cave Galleria. Plenty of fresh LT divorcees hopped up on pills and box wine.

LOL. Yes, I live on Bee Caves Rd and am quite familiar w the species and their mating habits. One of my single friends contends that the most aggressive cougars can be spotted in their natural habitat at the bar at Steiner Ranch Steakhouse. The apartments next to the Galleria are stocked full of sad-faced dads who recently divorced and thought life would get fun again but are realizing that trying to date on Friday nights and then attend their kid’s Saturday 8am soccer games kinda sucks. 

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Well damn the transfer QB from San Benito actually is starting for Judson, Andres Villagran. Judson up 14-7 in the 2nd over SA Johnson. 

55 minutes ago, Scholz said:

You should frequent the mall bars around the Bee Cave Galleria. Plenty of fresh LT divorcees hopped up on pills and box wine.

 

42 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

LOL. Yes, I live on Bee Caves Rd and am quite familiar w the species and their mating habits. One of my single friends contends that the most aggressive cougars can be spotted in their natural habitat at the bar at Steiner Ranch Steakhouse. The apartments next to the Galleria are stocked full of sad-faced dads who recently divorced and thought life would get fun again but are realizing that trying to date on Friday nights and then attend their kid’s Saturday 8am soccer games kinda sucks. 

Y'all keep going,  I'm taking notes. 

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

You should frequent the mall bars around the Bee Cave Galleria. Plenty of fresh LT divorcees hopped up on pills and box wine.

TreatyOak:  LOL. Yes, I live on Bee Caves Rd and am quite familiar w the species and their mating habits. One of my single friends contends that the most aggressive cougars can be spotted in their natural habitat at the bar at Steiner Ranch Steakhouse. The apartments next to the Galleria are stocked full of sad-faced dads who recently divorced and thought life would get fun again but are realizing that trying to date on Friday nights and then attend their kid’s Saturday 8am soccer games kinda sucks. 

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Hmmm, Duncanville  vs South Oak Cliff Golden Bears. Why does SOC have  "Mecca" on their helmets?

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So Muslims don't have to face SOC when they pray?

Depends on if they're in Cedar Crest or Grand Prarie

Anyone know what # Jayvon Thomas wears?

On 8/26/2022 at 1:17 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Northshore going to Northshore 

Hey, hold up.

Them boyz from the East showed up.

I have no idea what #55 from SOC is doing but it seems to be working. And it's fun to watch.

16 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Depends on if they're in Cedar Crest or Grand Prarie

Anyone know what # Jayvon Thomas wears?

SOC roster says 0.    

Converse Judson with an interception in the end zone with 2:00 left.  Rockets up 8.

 

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Holy shit, Judson with a snap over the punter's head with a minute left.  Johnson has life.

TD Johnson with 0:18 left, 2 point conversion try coming up.

And Ty Hawkins goes way up in the air to get it across for the tying 2-pt conversion.

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Judson with some shittarded coaching & special teams there at the end to give Johnson life. 43-43 headed to OT. 
 

I’ve talked about him before but Johnson sophomore QB Ty Hawkins is going to be a bonafide star. Will be interesting to see if baseball or football takes him further.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Judson with some shittarded coaching & special teams there at the end to give Johnson life. 43-43 headed to OT. 
 

I’ve talked about him before but Johnson sophomore QB Ty Hawkins is going to be a bonafide star. Will be interesting to see if baseball or football takes him further.

Kid's got onions for sure.  That dive across the goal line on the 2 point conversion was special.

Judson wins in OT after holding Johnson scoreless.  33 yard field goal for the winner.

Instant classic in week 1.

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Judson beats Johnson 46-43 in OT. Hawkins and his 460 total yards not enough.

Judson has athletes out the ass again, but we’ll see if they can put it all together. They move the ball better with Castillo at QB so I bet he starts going forward. RB Stanley is a baller, as is OU commit Evans at WR and Bowens on the DL.

Anybody got a link for Duncanville / SOC that doesn't require an account with some computer AIDS infested bullshit site?

Just now, Helobious said:

Judson beats Johnson 46-43 in OT. Hawkins and his 460 total yards not enough.

Judson has athletes out the ass again, but we’ll see if they can put it all together. They move the ball better with Castillo at QB so I bet he starts going forward. RB Stanley is a baller, as is OU commit Evans at WR and Bowens on the DL.

Miles Davis in the secondary with a couple of picks seems pretty good as well.

Duncanville-SOC tied at 7 at the half. That’s great for SOC.

If SOC can hang with Duncanville then nobody in 5AD2 can beat them.

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Anybody got a link for Duncanville / SOC that doesn't require an account with some computer AIDS infested bullshit site?

 

If you’re near a TV, it’s on ESPN2

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Anybody got a link for Duncanville / SOC that doesn't require an account with some computer AIDS infested bullshit site?

Miles Davis in the secondary with a couple of picks seems pretty good as well.

Yeah he was all over the place. I thought the commentators were joking but his name actually is Miles Davis.

56 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I have no idea what #55 from SOC is doing but it seems to be working. And it's fun to watch.

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' keep them dog's rollin'...

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