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2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Don’t swing the bat again.

i'm cool with that swing

edit: that one too

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4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can we talk about how great our baseball broadcast team is for a minute?

I can follow the game just fine. Keep bringing guys in and telling stories. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd rather beat the brakes off of someone less likable than Rice.

But, you know, FAAFO. 

This is getting ugly. 

Jose Cruz seems like a great guy. Hope he turns Rice into what they used to be

Stehly is that guy 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Runs are going to be tough to come by against this squad

Oh yeah?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Man it’s good to see EL squaring the ball up consistently, early on. 

Man it’s good to see faltine squaring the ball up consistently, early on. 
 

that poor freshman pitcher. 

Just now, zlavydra said:

They have no pitching left.

Good.  Bring in the hittable guys...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snicker..........

 

i'm cool with that swing
edit: that one too

These guys are doing it all today. Seeing, hitting, fielding. Caught stealing being aggressive with two outs is the only blemish and that’s not a blemish really.

This feels exactly like the 02-09 Augie teams. Fuck. Yes. 

Just now, Fletch said:

This feels exactly like the 02-09 Augie teams. Fuck. Yes. 

We should fuck around and find out.

horns send 11 to the plate, put up a 6 spot, lead 10-0 after 5(?)

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

horns send 11 to the plate, put up a 6 spot, lead 10-0 after 5(?)

So, since we didn't bat in the 9th last night, that's 17 runs in 13 innings.

Is that good?

That seems good.

 

Is a 0.00 ERA over 14 IP good?

That seems good, too.

I feel like we might be good.

Seems like a long time ago, but didn't this inning start with a 4-0 score, and 2 outs and nobody on for the 'Horns?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

So, since we didn't bat in the 9th last night, that's 17 runs in 13 innings.

Is that good?

That seems good.

 

Is a 0.00 ERA over 14 IP good?

That seems good, too.

I feel like we might be good.

Well the ERA doesn’t factor in all the unearned runs.  Which are…zero. 

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We should fuck around and find out.

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That’s right stay your ass at 3rd. You fucked around and found it 

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Over/under on consecutive shut out innings to start the season? 

Now you’ve done it. 

To paraphrase someone from earlier in the thread, you can't have 600+ scoreless innings for the year if you don't start with 15 scoreless innings. 

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I haven’t seen bunts to move guys to second, so no feeling like Augie teams

That's how we started the 1st inning... 

Rice’s catcher can’t catch.

Finally a Texas team that can be ranked and actually live up to the hype 

 

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I don't know if Rice is going to be worth a shit or not this year... but I'm pretty sure if you come out and play as sloppy as they have today this Texas team is going to make you pay for it. 

Is there something wrong with the center field camera?  This view from the roof behind home plate is getting old.

Good seeing O’Dowd. Have high hopes for him. He could be a starter next year 

Let Schuessler take over behind the plate and give Kash an ab or 2

What happened to Rice.  They are garbage.  No catcher and no bullpen.   Weak hitting.  They look like the typical midweek opponent. 

3 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Is there something wrong with the center field camera?  This view from the roof behind home plate is getting old.

It's shaky as fuck for some reason 

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Is the mercy rule in effect this weekend?

Probably tomorrow.

176 through 6 innings? Good God. 

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

What happened to Rice.  They are garbage.  No catcher and no bullpen.   Weak hitting.  They look like the typical midweek opponent. 

Hopefully it’s just us. . 

Stop the fight!  Rice is bloody enough for today.

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

What happened to Rice.  They are garbage.  No catcher and no bullpen.   Weak hitting.  They look like the typical midweek opponent. 

We’re one of if not the most loaded team in the country. We’re making rice look like fools but I could see them putting it together and maybe sneaking in as a 3 seed. Hopefully in our regional 

53 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can we talk about how great our baseball broadcast team is for a minute?

You mean people that actually know what they are talking about?

Just now, Fletch said:

We’re one of if not the most loaded team in the country. We’re making rice look like fools but I could see them putting it together and maybe sneaking in as a 3 seed. Hopefully in our regional 

Really?  Like someone said, their catcher can’t catch.  They’ve kicked it around both days and trotted average arm after average arm out there.  They look…not good.   

Kennedy white hot to start the year. 

Kennedy looks to have put the work in this offseason.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Really?  Like someone said, their catcher can’t catch.  They’ve kicked it around both days and trotted average arm after average arm out there.  They look…not good.   

Yeah true. It’s only been 2 games though. They could finish 10 games below .500 or sneak their way in as a 3. Either result wouldn’t surprise me 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Really?  Like someone said, their catcher can’t catch.  They’ve kicked it around both days and trotted average arm after average arm out there.  They look…not good.   

They look way worse than I expected, and my expectations weren't high. The best you can say is that their starting pitchers were non-horrible and might carve up some free-swinging teams .

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