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    We've given up 1 more run each consecutive game this season. In a couple months at this rate we'll be giving up 40 runs a game and that's concerning! 

  • The football only fans don't give a fuck about us man. The LHN has been nothing but awesome for the baseball program.

  • Me and Swonie and a couple others up on the new bus in RF.     

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What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

 

wild pitch bounces off the catcher's knee to first base, score from second because no one is home, texas 15-0 in the bottom of the seventh with 1 on, 1 out. 

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Wow that was pitiful. He’s their McCann 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

15-0

Just now, Hook1997 said:

What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

15-0 in the 7th

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

If you download the app it shows up. It’s a little behind what’s going on though

Rice has a distinct statistical edge in number of pitcher appearances so far this weekend, so there's that.

Rice is gonna run out of arms tomorrow. How would a run rule potentially work? 

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

What’s the score?  Since ESPN doesn’t have college baseball score updates are hard to find.  

Bro do you even d1baseball.com ?

Rice is gonna run out of arms tomorrow. How would a run rule potentially work? 

Only goes into effect if there are travel restrictions I think.
43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's how we started the 1st inning... 

you cannot start a first inning that way

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Bro do you even d1baseball.com ?

Or even the Texas Athletics website...

3 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Bro do you even d1baseball.com ?

Texassports also has live stats...

“Throw a fucking strike” he says after swinging through 2 strikes

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Rice players should wear asbestos uniforms tomorrow.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Rice players should wear asbestos uniforms tomorrow.

Speaking of, their numeral font doesn’t at all match with the olde English R and Rice. 

On 2/18/2022 at 5:23 PM, Valmy77 said:

Look I don't want to set up unreasonable expectations for this season or anything BUT WE ARE AWESOME AND WILL DESTROY EVERYONE!!!!1111

I may have undersold us here.

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:


Only goes into effect if there are travel restrictions I think.

That's what I thought. Someone mentioned it was a possibility. 

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

you cannot start a first inning that way

I think you know what I meant. 

@StassneyHorn what the fuck are you negging me for? You said no one had bunted anyone to 2nd yet. I told you it happened in the first inning. 

Home Umpire:  "If it's close it's a strike when the score is 15-0 in the 8th"

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Speaking of, their numeral font doesn’t at all match with the olde English R and Rice. 

You know it's a thorough ass kicking when we get to criticizing the font on their uniforms, lol.

And, you're correct.  I hadn't noticed, but now they look like they suck at baseball and they're poorly dressed.

Kash has that Kyle Russell/Jordan Danks type swing, batting stance and demeanor in the box
Shit wouldn’t surprise me if Stehly, Kash or even O’Dowd end up beating out Messinger at 3rd

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@StassneyHorn what the fuck are you negging me for? You said no one had bunted anyone to 2nd yet. I told you it happened in the first inning. 

Dude that’s not cool. Hire a PI, dig some dirt up on him, financially ruin him and get his wife to divorce him. Piece of shit. Think long and fucking hard before you neg around here

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Stewart on to pitch. 

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

That's three different innings we didn't score in this game.  Unacceptable. 

We suck.

Didn't even work the count to 30. 

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

@StassneyHorn what the fuck are you negging me for? You said no one had bunted anyone to 2nd yet. I told you it happened in the first inning. 

Relax, you can’t start an inning that way

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You know it's a thorough ass kicking when we get to criticizing the font on their uniforms, lol.

And, you're correct.  I hadn't noticed, but now they look like they suck at baseball and they're poorly dressed.

Everyone looks poorly dressed when they come up against us in our orange pinstripes

5 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Who gets the mid-week starts?

I’m gonna assume Cobb, but I wanna see what Lebarron Johnson can do

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Relax, you can’t start an inning that way

Thanks - I'm aware that someone needs to be on base first. Again - you knew what I meant. Maybe be less of a cunt during a 15-0 ass-beating. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t find it on the app. 

If you go to more in bottom right corner, then scroll down to all sports. At the bottom of that it should say more sports. Scroll down until you find NCAA Mens baseball 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t find it on the app. 

The ESPN app is such an absolute piece of shit.

I have been watching the whole game on the app. When they switch games to another channel, they also change your stream to that other game.

It's so fucking stupid.

Just now, ztejas said:

Thanks - I'm aware that someone needs to be on base first. Again - you knew what I meant. Maybe be less of a cunt during a 15-0 ass-beating. 

Try being correct. The mother of your children will call you dad more often if you show them what it means to be correct.

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Try being correct. The mother of your children will call you dad more often if you show them what it means to be correct.

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