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#19452

It's not totally right. Nemo would still have to become the alpha fish to earn the right to bang his dadmom. However, he's been through some shit, so he'd be the odds on favorite to claim the title.

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#19454
19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It's not totally right. Nemo would still have to become the alpha fish to earn the right to bang his dadmom. However, he's been through some shit, so he'd be the odds on favorite to claim the title.


But with his dad being previous king, wouldn’t nemo be first in line for the throne?

I mean nemo’s mom wasn’t banging her brother right?

#19455

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.

#19460
46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.

But where does the watery tart fit in to all this?

#19461
1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.


Certainly can’t go wielding supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at him. 
 

Not like he could catch it. That whole lacking opposable thumb thing.

 

#19480
On 5/14/2021 at 11:32 AM, purplepride95 said:

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I think dropping 40lbs has more to do w it than shaving the beard and ditching the glasses

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My kid thought I had some redneck superhero skill when he was in Elementary school and I would sharpen his pencils with my pocket knife. My work was a little more tidy tho..
#19498
22 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 5/20/2021 at 11:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:
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That homie is scrared AF. Cops man.

He has seen what happens to dogs when the cops come.

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