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#28158
23 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Insides of laffy taffy wrappers for me. 

Makes sense, seeing as the jokes are on the outside of Laffy Taffy labels. 

#28159
1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:



I do know that no ever uses the back left burner. Ever

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But only if the back right is in use. 

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#28166
1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Why not both?

Roles and holes? Sounds like a decent band name. 

#28178
41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I can see the regret of bad choices made in his eyes. Oh wait, never mind … it’s just more tattoos. 

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#28179
19 minutes ago, futureman said:

chapstick is far from a scam. 

I used to use that bullshit Carmex you get for 99 cents. My gf uses the Jack Black in the blue tubes. Will never go back to Carmex. 

#28181
I can see the regret of bad choices made in his eyes. Oh wait, never mind … it’s just more tattoos. 

I think he is just sad that the $15 an hour minimum wage deal isn’t a thing in texas yet.
#28183
9 hours ago, markstanco said:


I think he is just sad that the $15 an hour minimum wage deal isn’t a thing in texas yet.

I'm going to guess wages aren't a concern to that guy.

#28184
9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My gf uses the Jack Black in the blue tubes. Will never go back . . . 

These sentences are screaming for some surly reactions. 
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#28196
17 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

Born in 1993 as a poor white male.  Grew up in Dallas.  A Sagittarius who isn't afraid to let you know he's a bit crazy.  He's either killed somebody or lost a close homey.   

#28199
20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

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#28200
17 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Dallas has such an amazing history of producing some of the highest quality wiggers the world has ever seen.  

 

 

 

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

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