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#29351
44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Plus - it's way more fun if you can pick both black and white comics. Let me get Chris Rock opening, Louis in-between and a Chappelle closer. 

You're definitely high because that lineup looks a lot like a double stuffed Oreo.

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#29352
1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You're definitely high because that lineup looks a lot like a double stuffed Oreo.

It looks like murder is what it looks like. 

#29360
17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

“You can only pick 3 to hold it down all night at a comedy club”

Damn this is a tough choice

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15 hours ago, leaf said:

List needs Patrice O'Neal.

yeah I was gonna say without patrice the list is invalid.

#29361
16 hours ago, ztejas said:

This has come up before. The issue is that you don't want to pick the best 3 comics because they'd step on each other. Like how the fuck are you going to figure out who to send out after 2/3 of Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle? It wouldn't work. 

I would do something like Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams then Chappelle. Or throw Wanda into the mix. If you're trying to just slay the audience for 3 straight hours the choices have to play off of each other and be different enough stylistically. 

And yeah I'm a little high. 

 

15 hours ago, leaf said:

List needs Patrice O'Neal.

Este

#29362
18 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

And yeah I'm a little high. 

 

This is the problem.  You're only a little high.  You aren't high enough, so your post is still too thought based.  Why would you want to close with Chappelle?  He's not a closer, he's a middle man.  With Chappelle in the middle, you could open with Rock and close with Eddie.  

 

#29384
wtf is gawk gawk 3000
I believe it means that your dinner companion is extremely talented at oral sex, or in the parlance of our time dome, head, brain, beej. Playing the ol skin flute if you will.

Entomology likely derived from the sound that vigorous fellatio can create.
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#29385
1 hour ago, futureman said:

wtf is gawk gawk 3000

Today I learned that Futureman has never triggered a gag reflex. 

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(at least not with his penis)

#29387

This probably belongs in the unpopular opinions thread but hearing someone's gag reflex makes me want to throw up, even while getting head.

#29391
39 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Been there. Wasn't fun cleaning puke out of pubes in the days before maintenance. 

gary coleman wtf GIF

#29399
37 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots. 

if we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.

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