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What kind of psychopath eats Doritos in bed? 

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Old San Francisco Steakhouse.  Was convinced it was the most exclusive steakhouse in Texas, b/c we only went to "celebrate" things. 

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Well TBH he could spend a few minutes of that hour learning the correct use of Too.
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Old San Francisco Steakhouse.  Was convinced it was the most exclusive steakhouse in Texas, b/c we only went to "celebrate" things. 

Same. I got to ride on the swing every time.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Old San Francisco Steakhouse.  Was convinced it was the most exclusive steakhouse in Texas, b/c we only went to "celebrate" things. 

For a few years I remember my sister and I loving the Spaghetti Warehouse when we were little.  Thought it was living high if we could go.   I went there as an adult with my kids and it was .... not as I remembered.

I always judged by the napkins. Cloth or paper told me all I needed to know. 
 

We didn’t get cloth much..

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Red Lobster and Olive Garden were a big deal when I was a kid. Only got those when Grandpa was paying.

I remember a few years back my Mom came to visit and we ate at Pappadeaux because she loved it. The bill came and was probably around $100 or so which is pretty standard these days. She was literally in tears thanking me for such a nice meal. We weren't poor, but we didn't get nice meals much growing up.

On 12/15/2022 at 3:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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OK, I get that's supposed to be a joke and all but . . . they are about to have more fun than they ever imagined possible.  Some of my fondest memories ever will be coaching middle school sports.  

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

OK, I get that's supposed to be a joke and all but . . . they are about to have more fun than they ever imagined possible.  Some of my fondest memories ever will be coaching middle school sports.  

Did you ever coach little league and have to deal with little league parents?

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

OK, I get that's supposed to be a joke and all but . . . they are about to have more fun than they ever imagined possible.  Some of my fondest memories ever will be coaching middle school sports.  

Shit them boys is having the time of their lives. 

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Did you ever coach little league and have to deal with little league parents?

My daughter's school was looking for a volunteer (parent) tennis coach.  I'm a decent player myself and none of the parents knew which end of the racquet to grab so I never got any static from them.  Took the girls to a couple of big tournaments -- opportunities they wouldn't have had otherwise -- so everyone was pretty appreciative.  Probably didn't hurt that Bullneckette was #1 on the team ladder.  Overall we weren't that great so we weren't in an ultra-competitive division.  

But I can imagine that little league baseball would be a nightmare.

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Homie is taking selfies with all the exposed buttcracks at the Magic the Gathering tournament in Vegas. Savage! 

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For a few years I remember my sister and I loving the Spaghetti Warehouse when we were little.  Thought it was living high if we could go.   I went there as an adult with my kids and it was .... not as I remembered.

Kinda like us with the spaghetti factory. Which i thought was good…but my dad fantasizes about it.

They’re few and far between now which is kind of sad. Always thought they were in cool buildings in big cities when we went.
Why Do poeple Back out of Parking Spots?!?
People seriously get mad about this. It's so fucking stupid.
Did you ever coach little league and have to deal with little league parents?
I loved coaching my kid and his teammates. Great memories.

The parents are the worst though. Just so many shitty parents. They don't read the fucking emails, so you have to answer a million questions over and over. They don't discipline thier kids so you get some real unruly assholes that can't be managed. Fortunately they usually quit pretty quickly as they are unaccustomed to having to work at anything.
On 12/16/2022 at 7:52 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm the type of guy to make her say, why you're illin, bee?
...you're the type of guy to say, my lower back is killin me

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Homie is taking selfies with all the exposed buttcracks at the Magic the Gathering tournament in Vegas. Savage! 

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If they had a picture of that guy from the back I’m willing to bet his butt crack was showing

On 12/17/2022 at 1:34 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I use my heated seats all the time, even during the summer.  They're great when you have lower back pain.

Heated seats in the summertime makes it feel like I diarrhead in my pants

50 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Heated seats in the summertime makes it feel like I diarrhead in my pants

Those two are not mutually exclusive 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What? You gave me that today and it would be a perfect Friday night.

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