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#33305
Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food

Name one thing you can buy today that isn’t overpriced
#33310
39 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Name one thing you can buy today that isn’t overpriced

Televisions.  Ridiculously cheaply priced.  If yours stops working, just throw it out.  It's more expensive to get a replacement power cord than it is to buy a new TV.

#33311
48 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, HamsterHookah said:
Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food

So another Chipotle. Got it.

It's worse than Chipotle. And I'm not really a fan of Chipotle. 

#33312
12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's worse than Chipotle. And I'm not really a fan of Chipotle. 

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

#33313
2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

They recently came out with a lemonade that has enough caffeine in it to kill a horse. 

https://www.businessinsider.com/panera-caffeine-charged-lemonade-crack-viral-tiktoks-2022-12

I'm thinking they might get in some trouble over this one. 

#33316
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Much better to be kissing this.

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#33321
54 minutes ago, ztejas said:

360, bike, don't care, nerf gun, legos.

 

32 minutes ago, TexTexTex said:

TMNT, but besides that you nailed it.

no love for talkboy? that lil thing was lit for like a good 6 months - nerf gun... nah, nerf football.. yeah..

 

N64, Bike, Turtles, TB, Poke

#33325
4 hours ago, GhostRider said:

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That's how the ladies like it.  All you smooth dick mfer's out there are just a disappointment to your women.  

 

 

 

 

#33333
9 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

I’m confused about how it exists.  

#33337
On 12/22/2022 at 12:10 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Loose batteries 

Screwdrivers,  pliers, and assorted nails.

#33340
7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck the voiceover guy on the pearl cream ad sounds like Phil McNeil. Now I'm sad.

 

Phil Hartman Reaction GIF

Phil Hartman. 

#33344
5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

#33345
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

Only on Surly will someone give you a hook'em for rep when you have a story about throwing up and diarrhea shit. 

 

#33348
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

You took a fucking 900 mile bus trip while spraying out of both ends?!? I'm not sure who I feel worse for, you or everyone else on that bus. 

#33349
26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

You took a fucking 900 mile bus trip while spraying out of both ends?!? I'm not sure who I feel worse for, you or everyone else on that bus. 

Yep.  Shigella is spread through inadequate sanitation, resulting in fecal matter being ingested.  I certainly did my part to spread it among my many fellow travelers on that bus ride.  

#33350

Hate to break it to you...it wasn't the street tacos that gave you Shigellosis.  It was something you ingested a day or two before.  Nothing incubates that fast.  They probably didn't help though.  

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