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#36552
2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Holy shit!!! Wrong wrong wrong and you should feel bad. 

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I will die on this hill. I like pickles when I want to taste pickles. When I want a hamburger, I want to taste hamburger, not pickle.

#36557
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots (or yams or wev they are) belongs in a psych ward.

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#36558
14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots belongs in a psych ward.

Those are sweet taters homie. 

#36559
20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m a strict mustard on burgers man, but I can power through mayo or ketchup if it’s not too much, an overload of ketchup grosses me out especially. 
 

I submit shredded iceberg lettuce. Lettuce doesn’t add much flavor but the full leaf can offer a nice texture and temp change up. Shredded stuff is just a  glop of condiment soaked, watery, tasteless little bits that are the same temp as the burger and make it worse.

#36560
1 minute ago, squib said:

Those are sweet taters homie. 

On further review you appear to be correct. 

Same answer.

#36566

Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

#36572
40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

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#36574
1 hour ago, Hate said:

Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

For me lettuce and tomato generally ruin a burger.  I like lettuce and I like tomato but they don't go with warm bread, warmer meat and bubbly gooey cheese.  Onions on the other hand....perfect.  

#36582
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Richard Gere would like to know more about this “torture.”

Yeah, that’s right. I made a cultural reference from 20 or so years ago. And I’ll fucking do it again

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Damnit. I was beaten to the punch

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Wrong. HS pussy. Which, except for Wooderson, cannot be had after HS. Except maybe for the first few semesters in college. And at Round Up.

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