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#39010
15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Rick: Neil, are these lentils South African?!

Neil: Well, ummm...

Rick: You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! Why don't you just go out and become a policeman?! Become a pig?! There's no difference, you know! [burns hand on lentils] There's no difference, you know! You think there is, but there isn't! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!

#39012
10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Rick: Neil, are these lentils South African?!

Neil: Well, ummm...

Rick: You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! Why don't you just go out and become a policeman?! Become a pig?! There's no difference, you know! [burns hand on lentils] There's no difference, you know! You think there is, but there isn't! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!

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#39013
On 7/17/2023 at 10:21 AM, ztejas said:

From a physical standpoint the lion is the easy answer. But I might take my chances with the bear as I think that's the least aggressive towards humans of those 4.

The fury upon being released.. 😲

 

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12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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$217 million? Right. That would mean he averaged $3.6 million per movie, including a bunch of bit parts, voice work and Bottle Rocket, where he was paid in hot dogs.

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51 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

$217 million? Right. That would mean he averaged $3.6 million per movie, including a bunch of bit parts, voice work and Bottle Rocket, where he was paid in hot dogs.

How do you get paid in hot dogs, and are they still hiring?  

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Great episode.
 
"Hey Mrs. Doesn't Find Me Sexually Attractive Anymore, I just tripled my productivity"

I think it’s ironic that for once Dad’s butt prevented the escape of poison gas.

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