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#254
The pregnant lady with the 6 month old because she's a fucking whore.
 

Women are fertile right after giving birth.
#276
On 3/28/2018 at 4:11 PM, Vic Mackey said:

For anyone who might not be able to see that video:

 

 

That one time when the guys in girl pants gossiped a bit too much...

#277

For me, it's always Whataburger/ In-N-Out & Five Guys, everything else is on a "need to refuel" basis...

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The sad part is that there a large group of people who will believe this

#280
6 hours ago, kopp0e said:

For me, it's always Whataburger/ In-N-Out & Five Guys, everything else is on a "need to refuel" basis...

GTFOH with your In-N-Out bullshit.  Whataburger hands down better than that Kalifornia crap!

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9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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stripper, music & Jesus.......hmmmm sounds like an interesting 2018

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On 4/6/2018 at 12:22 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

He should use a heavy whipping cream... It is thicker, will not run off the body nearly as fast, and has a very sweet flavor for the purpose he seems to have in mind...

(Not that I would know, just a rough guess from years of scientific research in consuming differing forms of diary products in rather "liberal" situations of recreation)...

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My dad once sat in front of the Colonel with his wee beady eyes at a horse race track while he was in college.  He said the Colonel was a huge drinker, swore a lot and had my dad running down to the betting window to make bets for him.  CSB.

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39 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

My dad once sat in front of the Colonel with his wee beady eyes at a horse race track while he was in college.  He said the Colonel was a huge drinker, swore a lot and had my dad running down to the betting window to make bets for him.  CSB.

Well the Colonel seems like a bad mf.

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