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#44802
5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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E Company, 506th regiment of the 101st Airborne Division, under the command of Major Dick Winters and Captain Ronald Spiers.  Kidnappers are beyond screwed. They’re dead and they don’t even know it. 
Yes, we finished Band of Brothers last night. I’ve watched it 3X, but Mrs NNM had never seen it.  

#44803
5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Jokes on y'all, the one rule is that everything turns out ok and no matter the problem, it's resolved and everything goes back to normal after 22 minutes. I'm golden.

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8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Episode 9 of 2018 season of Great British Bake Off...I think I'll probably die at the hands of the kidnappers...

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#44813

Robert Deniro, Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone. I would like Sharon Stone to “help me with this”.

 

Sharon Stone in Casino is peak hotness. 

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Bigger delusional fanbase than the swifties


The black kid:
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This is especially hilarious given what’s happening with him in the socials right now
#44818
15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Not worried at all, as 10 years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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Where's the right-handed hammer /Army

They’re still looking for the left-handed shovel. 

#44828

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

#44833
5 hours ago, deft said:

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

It was George Soros.  Get with the times.

#44834
6 hours ago, deft said:

Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.

also The Queen, The Vatican and Colonel Sanders(before he went tits up)

#44836
On 2/5/2024 at 12:02 PM, Jerry Callo said:

I gave a positive rep to cancel out the neg rep.  

I hit you with a negrep that cancelled out that posrep from that negrep.

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#44846
19 hours ago, Incredulity said:

also The Queen, The Vatican and Colonel Sanders(before he went tits up)

And of Course a Mister Ronan Sinatra.  
 

the speed trap thing in Texas really is baffling to me.  We take the kids to Colorado on a different route every year to show them more of their home state.  And even on the back roads in New Mexico and Colorado and Kansas, you just simply do not see all those Goody speed zones or as many patrol cars.  I certainly didn’t see It in there several states and countries I’ve lived in.  We are fucking weird.  

#44850

If I ever start a  non-kosher Israeli old-timey bluegrass band, ^^^ THAT is our website landing page and stage background.  For we are the "Shellfish Banjo Boys" 

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