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#51202
5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I suppose that depends on the composition of the threesome.

#51225
2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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The same general concept applies to urinating onto a baking sheet and then freezing it. The thinner the resulting pisscicle, the more doors it can fit under (but the less time you have to get from freezer to victim...). 

My brother once did this to the office of a hated professor. 

#51226
3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The same general concept applies to urinating onto a baking sheet and then freezing it. The thinner the resulting pisscicle, the more doors it can fit under (but the less time you have to get from freezer to victim...). 

My brother once did this to the office of a hated professor. 

Both are easy DNA tests back to the perp. Better to use your dog’s waste. 

#51228
51 minutes ago, nnm said:

Both are easy DNA tests back to the perp. Better to use your dog’s waste. 

I think we're well past the evidence gathering stage and the statute of limitations, plus, I believe that the frozenpiss soaked into carpeting upon melting. 

#51237
2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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I'd be something fanatical and religious out of a sci-fi series. Like "The Inquisitor" or "Howl of The Void".

#51238
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd be something fanatical and religious out of a sci-fi series. Like "The Inquisitor" or "Howl of The Void".

You have my permission to borrow Prepuce of Doom for this specific purpose. 

#51242
18 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

All their 9/16 sockets and wrenches. 
 

If they can find them then they can have them. 

#51243
All their 9/16 sockets and wrenches. 
 

I’m poor and wrench on poor things I guess. My missing socket is always the 10mm.
#51244
5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Racks out of the oven. Shelves in the fridge. efc0dd1442eed45bd04bdfa4f996d171.jpg

Charging blocks. 

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