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#307
14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Right. That girl isn’t the brightest bulb.

And I would give zero fucks about that as she's pretty damn hot. 

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"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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#321
7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Vic needs to hook this guy up to get laid and let the rest happen.

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#322
13 minutes ago, B1G said:

Vic needs to hook this guy up to get laid and let the rest happen.

He needs to head over to POF and get to work.

#328
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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He needs to head on down to the chicken ranch. 

#330
"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"
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Vic, this took a lot of courage to put this out there, I hope you find love soon...
#332
One of the biggest disappointments in life was finding out the pics of them giving head were fake.


Wood, wood. Wood
#333
14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Hope this guy is on all sorts of watch lists.

#334
14 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Damn that post hits close to home.

Damn my stomach hurts from laughing....

Did you ever get that thing taken off your face?

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#335
25 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 


Vic, this took a lot of courage to put this out there, I hope you find love soon...

 

Lmao

#340
16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Damn that post hits close to home.

Jersey, you need to get this guy to the titter stat.

#342
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I raise you the model twins with none other than the son of Will Smith rocking a skirt:

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That might be considered normal in about 5 more years with the way fashion trends are "shifting"...

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