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#64551
21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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I realize he's 82 and his eyesight might not be all that but I'd hope if I was a rock god like him that I could still pull premium. But who knows, maybe she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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#64552
51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I realize he's 82 and his eyesight might not be all that but I'd hope if I was a rock god like him that I could still pull premium. But who knows, maybe she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

My thoughts exactly. She better have a great body and some skills.

#64555

HTF does a girl that age even know who he is?

I mean sure she can google and know famous guy from some band. But how in the world would she really know.

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#64556
20 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

HTF does a girl that age even know who he is?

I mean sure she can google and know famous guy from some band. But how in the world would she really know.

The last comment by Andy explains it all.

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On 1/11/2026 at 3:35 PM, Born to Run said:

My Fil cooked salmon in the microwave. Not reheated. Cooked that shit.. Fucked my entire house.

Bought his ass an air fryer.

On 1/11/2026 at 3:35 PM, Born to Run said:

My Fil cooked salmon in the microwave. Not reheated. Cooked that shit.. Fucked my entire house.

Bought his ass an air fryer.

He was asserting kitchen dominance over you.

Time to bang his daughter in a way he can hear her screaming.

#64574
On 1/11/2026 at 8:04 PM, Macanudo said:

So he could make more fish at your house?

Well he is strictly pescatarian. So yeah set that bad boy up in outdoor kitchen and go get it outside old man.

Reheating raw salmon is level 3 annoyance. Cooking raw salmon turns it to 11..

#64575
6 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Reheating raw salmon is level 3 annoyance. Cooking raw salmon turns it to 11..

My grandpa cooked trout, with the heads, in the microwave. This was back 40ish years ago, somewhere around ‘83 +/-.

Haven’t been able to eat trout since. Find that microwave in the landfill today and I guarantee it still fucking reeks.

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