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Can we get a realtor douche update to start this thing off right!?!?

46 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Can we get a realtor douche update to start this thing off right!?!?

Or Big Tony. 

Vic - I’m renewing my request for you to do what you can to get Uncle Geronimo on here. 

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55 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Can we get a realtor douche update to start this thing off right!?!?

Haven't seen him in a long time. 

What happened to him, MNL?

The Cutthroat Chipo thread.

Good thing he has an open mind

5 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

What about Russell, the "Hey Gang" guy?

Lol, that was mine. He finally purged his FB friend list and I didn't make the cut. Probably because, like most people, I hid him and never commented on his insane posts.

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Batshit crazy Sally finally found her a man. Lets see how long he can put up with her antics.

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51 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Batshit crazy Sally finally found her a man. Lets see how long he can put up with her antics.

 

Doesn't she have a normal looking/acting daughter?  I thought I remembered that running a few pages on the old thread.  

Sally’s parrot approved. 

And Hatta is going to finally get a slab... of meat. Feel Bless

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Let's get this back started!

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With a BBQ pit, Hata Proof can make his own slab.  Paper plate-lap eating.....no cry.

I’d fuck her. However I’m drunk at the moment and won’t remember posting this.

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Is the "have many followers" a leading a cult thing, or is just being able to count on a bunch of grammatically shaky comments from thirsties on photoshopped selflies? 

2 hours ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

Is the "have many followers" a leading a cult thing, or is just being able to count on a bunch of grammatically shaky comments from thirsties on photoshopped selflies? 

Yes.

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I know a few asked about Big Tony on the other board. Welp, looks like he didn't leave the street life behind after all and just signed to do 5 years. Damnit Big Tony. I thought you moved to the burbs and got out that life.

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14 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Is sorta miss Ricky... Did he ever get out of prison?

Ricky is maybe out of prison.  Sent to a school for the pederasts.

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Why the fuck won't the image upload as an image?  This is some bullshit.

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I wonder if he'd like that to be let known on his status? Hmmmm. That's fucking weak Tony. To choke out a family member.

Lmao... these dudes are all fake gangstas.  Going to jail for choking a family member... lmao... .pussy.

How do you get 5 years for that? Not the first time or what? Not saying he doesn't deserve it, but seems steep compared to what I have seen people get for other things.

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3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

How do you get 5 years for that? Not the first time or what? Not saying he doesn't deserve it, but seems steep compared to what I have seen people get for other things.

I want to say he was on probation if I remember correctly. And he has priors. 

Man... that fucking guy is just as illiterate in Spanish as he is English. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I wonder if he'd like that to be let known on his status? Hmmmm. That's fucking weak Tony. To choke out a family member.

I thought that said "dating relationship", so girlfriend?  Or did Tony date/choke Jade?

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I would also fuck her. Don't feel bad.

Yeah nothing wrong at all with wanting to smash that one. 

1 hour ago, Ldogg53 said:

Yeah nothing wrong at all with wanting to smash that one. 

The feeling bad comes with sharing a wheelhouse with Vic.

3 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

How do you get 5 years for that? Not the first time or what? Not saying he doesn't deserve it, but seems steep compared to what I have seen people get for other things.

The Indictment posted above says he was convicted of felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in 2008. 

21 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

What about Russell, the "Hey Gang" guy?

yeah, we need some russ updates. 

I had really hoped Cutthroat Chip-O would be dead in this alternate reality.

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