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#54266
1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Tell about the rabbits

He didn’t mean no harm. He can still tend the rabbits. 

#54268
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Noise, odors, and outdoor sex sounds like my kind of place

Noise, Odors, and Outdoor Sex is kinda on the long side, but still a damn fine band name. Might be okay for a triple-header concert, though.

 

#54296
2 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

One serving of Oreos is equal to the number of Oreos that can fit between your thumb and your middle finger.

Or how much milk is in your glass. 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

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My son, now 10, is very literal. You have to be careful how you give him instructions. When he was 4 (maybe 5?), and had been to the beach many times and peed while swimming, he said he had to pee as we were getting ready to leave. I said “go pee in the water.”  He proceeded to walk to the edge of the water, pulled his pants down, and peed in the water in front of everyone. Fortunately it was just Galveston and didn’t even crack the top 100 inappropriate things that day. 

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