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#5605
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And that is DEFINITELY how it’s done.
The sketchier the vendor setup, the better the tamales.

Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

#5606
Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

Bought some good cheese from a guy in the parking lot of El Rancho a few weeks back
#5615

I’d beat the shit out of her! Court and attorneys cost, I’d still be way ahead with plenty of $$$$ to retire on!

#5617
I’d beat the shit out of her! Court and attorneys cost, I’d still be way ahead with plenty of $$$$ to retire on!

I'm guessing you don't know who that is
#5618

Bought some good cheese from a guy in the parking lot of El Rancho a few weeks back


Are we referring to heroin and Tylenol PM?
#5619

I'm guessing you don't know who that is


It’s either the tamale lady or the biggest female drug kingpin in the world.
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Today my daughter changed her profile picture. After maybe 5 minutes I get a text ..” I didn’t know she was dating a black boy, did you?”
It took me all day to think up a response, which I didn’t send personally but thought I would share for anyone else that “may not know”
Yes in fact I did know, but the color of his skin doesn’t define who he is. What does define who is he is how he treats my daughter.
I see my daughter dating a boy that comes to my house and shows me nothing but respect (a big deal in my book). It’s always Yes Ma’am, No Ma’am, we talk about football and baseball, he tells me bye when he leaves, and has not once shown me a lack of manners or respect.
I see my daughter dating a boy who treats her good. He takes her on dates, to ballgames, out to eat..not to a club or partying on the weekends.
I see my daughter dating a boy who takes her to church with him. Every Sunday. He plays in the band, she sits with his family. How many young men these days make church a priority? None of the others have.
He doesn’t hit her, cuss her, lie to her, or make her cry. Would I rather her date a white boy that did, to keep from her dating another race? Absolutely not.

So that’s my response to the question I was asked. And I know people have their own opinion, but at the end of the day, the fact that my daughter has someone that loves her and treats her like a queen makes me happy. That’s something I’ve never had in my life and I’m glad she does.

#5626
53 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So the first bite didn't give it away that it might not be yogurt?

Or the fact he got it out of the garage instead of the refrigerator 

#5633
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

So the first bite didn't give it away that it might not be yogurt?

I've never eaten either so I couldn't tell ya.

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#5635

"In the 19th century, to break a stone from their bladder, men had to pass a nail through their penis and then use a hammer to break it into pieces small enough to pass through their urethra. The lithotomy to eliminate the stones was performed without anesthesia until 1846"

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#5641
On 2/23/2019 at 10:20 AM, Walden Ponderer said:

Verdad. Last time I was in Colorado, I had some Elk tamales that were unbelievably good. I think the secret ingredient was cocaine.

Or was it the funny side salad?

#5650
14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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AM I the only one that sees the "imgbb.com image not found" pics on all of BDR's posts from the last week!?

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