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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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You’d think a genie would have the means to not have to mix camo patterns.

7 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Y'all can share the celebrity tales, but how about the local young teenage girl in every HS across the country who went to a party where everyone else was hooking up except for her so she went to the refrigerator and took out the (carrot, cucumber, kielbasa...whatever the most common phallic item was in the area) and got caught masturbating with it. And in some twists, it got stuck inside of her and she had to go to the ER to have it removed

Her dad totally caught her and made her eat it, dude. My cousin's sister's Amazon delivery guy knew the concession stand guy that sold her the hot dog. 

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Regional Senior Vice President Sears & Roebuck Co...sounds impressive and incredibly hard to disprove at this point.

They went to hell after they were sold off.  They're mostly Asia made now.  And the warranties are crap.  Had to take a 3/8" socket wrench in for repair.  Back in the Sears day, they'd pull out a packet with all new internals and rebuild it while you watched.  Now, you swap your broken "Made in the USA" for a Chinese or Taiwanese made equivalent that's half the quality.  Only benefit to Craftsman now is they're carried at a bunch of different places that are more convenient to get to.  /rant

Grandpa?
On 7/13/2025 at 9:00 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Every fucking time. 

21 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

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"Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!"

"You're Daryl Strawberry"

"Yes"

"You play right field"

"Yes"

"I play right field. Are you better than me?"

"Well I've never met you, but, yes"

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As my pops always said about his ‘65 beetle

It’s got a 2/55 AC. 2 windows rolled down at 55mph
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"Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!"

How do I do more than “like” this?
11 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


As my pops always said about his ‘65 beetle

It’s got a 2/55 AC. 2 windows rolled down at 55mph

55? Nice! He must have been driving downhill.

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hell naw 

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6 is acceptable, but...

7. None of the above.  Final Answer

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hell naw 

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For all that I'm sticking my hands down her pants.

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About to turn my farts into a lethal weapon

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