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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Damn right

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it was such a better, simpler time. 

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

it was such a better, simpler time. 

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Unless you're leaving your apartment at 11:52 because you forgot to return the tape and are hustling to avoid the late charge.

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Plenty of spots at the bottom to pee.

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I'm failing to see the problem...

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, and can smell the cheap tequila and Keystone Light.

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Plenty of spots at the bottom to pee.

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The good thing about being male. The world is your urinal.

3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

The good thing about being male. The world is your urinal.

Having boys is a godsend on road trips.  There have been times that I am in the zone killing it driving, that I just handed my boys an empty bottle and told them to close the lid good when done.  No way I was pulling over.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shrek?

4 hours ago, nnm said:

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, and can smell the cheap tequila and Keystone Light.

dont forget the UV blue lemonades 

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Having boys is a godsend on road trips.  There have been times that I am in the zone killing it driving, that I just handed my boys an empty bottle and told them to close the lid good when done.  No way I was pulling over.

One of the coolest memories I have of my late dad, was once on a road trip to Midland, I had to piss but he didn't want to stop, so he gave me a coke can and said have at it. It was hard to piss in a can, but I managed.  My sister started laughing at me and wouldn't stop.  Pops told her "You might think it's so damned funny now, but you're gonna hold that can until we get where we are going!"  And she held a can of my warm piss until we got to the next town.

1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That’s good bull.  Whoop!

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7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

One of the coolest memories I have of my late dad, was once on a road trip to Midland, I had to piss but he didn't want to stop, so he gave me a coke can and said have at it. It was hard to piss in a can, but I managed.  My sister started laughing at me and wouldn't stop.  Pops told her "You might think it's so damned funny now, but you're gonna hold that can until we get where we are going!"  And she held a can of my warm piss until we got to the next town.

I thought Pops was going to make her pee in that can too. 

Just now, Thetexashammer said:

That's alternate timeline Will Smith.

Looks more like Jada tho 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I thought Pops was going to make her pee in that can too. 

Naw, that’s what the ladders over the fences were for.  

13 hours ago, Felix said:

Shrek?

 

4 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

That's alternate timeline Will Smith.

 

4 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Looks more like Jada tho 

Also a little of Samuel Jackson

/allblackpeoplelookthesame

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Id smash it.

yeah, not “perfect” but highly smashable. 

32 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Dumbass shit I saw on my LinkedIn feed:

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0% chance this interaction occurred in any way remotely as described.

If I am on a plane she starts saying that shit, I want her off.

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