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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Memphis is the scariest place in America. I read somewhere "Memphis is what the right tries to tell America what Chicago is" and I felt that.

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5 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Memphis is the scariest place in America. I read somewhere "Memphis is what the right tries to tell America what Chicago is" and I felt that.

not sure scary is the right word but memphis definitely has a feel to it that is not good. 

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Dare made me want to do drugs. Before those classes I had zero interest.  After the classes:

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When I was a kid, I knew of like 4-5 drugs, the big ones. 6th grade I’m at some church youth lock-in. First time at one of these things. And they bring in DARE to do a presentation. They had two briefcases with examples of all these drugs I’d never heard of and they described what they did while passing them around. Learned of half a dozen new drugs I thought sounded interesting lol. Mainly psychedelics and pills. 

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

IH35 for example...

 

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"....cones, we are going to need a shit load of cones.....and half dozen excavators parked over there....DON'T EVER MOVE THE EXCAVATORS they stay right there....and half a dozen fat fucks in carhartts and yellow shirts watching one guy work a shovel....got it?"

6 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

"....cones, we are going to need a shit load of cones.....and half dozen excavators parked over there....DON'T EVER MOVE THE EXCAVATORS they stay right there....and half a dozen fat fucks in carhartts and yellow shirts watching one guy work a shovel....got it?"

...those small businesses that depend on direct access from the feeder/highway?  Screw them, they're everything that's wrong with this country.  Tear up the road in front of their business and leave it torn up for 5 years.  Let's see how they like them apples.

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

...those small businesses that depend on direct access from the feeder/highway?  Screw them, they're everything that's wrong with this country.  Tear up the road in front of their business and leave it torn up for 5 years.  Let's see how they like them apples.

And once the project is complete, be sure to leave all the cones and shit in the median and on the shoulder for an extra six months so that the police can continue writing more profitable tickets for work zone violations. 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Preview of the Arch mid-season thread?  No one is as popular on any team as the backup QB.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Wat?

The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching. 

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4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Fuck that bullshit.

 

 

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Not true. I've had sativas put your dick in the dirt.

 

 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching. 

 

Or is another fucking cop. Queue NWA...

 

 

On 8/5/2025 at 7:02 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Mo’s in Katy rip off.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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NGL, I get the bear claw off that rack from time to time. 

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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A place that shorted you on chicken.

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