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55 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

“I think I need some fresh TWA Tea.”

 

that's pretty good.  

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On 8/7/2025 at 7:01 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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FUCK YOU VINCE MACKEY.  I DON'T SEE ANY ENCHIRITO IN THAT PHOTO.  HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE IN THE LANGUAGE OF TACO BELL.  IT'S SPELLED: ENCHIRITO.

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On 8/6/2025 at 2:13 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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For a happily married woman Faith is putting dem titties out there for admiration.  I added the "happily" part myself.  

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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How could it be anybody but Wilson? Dude caused zero problems and was always there to help 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

FUCK YOU VINCE MACKEY.  I DON'T SEE ANY ENCHIRITO IN THAT PHOTO.  HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE IN THE LANGUAGE OF TACO BELL.  IT'S SPELLED: ENCHIRITO.

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Look at the big spender, skipping the 79, 89, 99 cent menu and going straight for the $1.99 choice. 

 

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

How could it be anybody but Wilson? Dude caused zero problems and was always there to help 

It’s Winnie. She put out.

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

How could it be anybody but Wilson? 

wilson doesn’t have winnie cooper’s tits.  

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

FUCK YOU VINCE MACKEY.  I DON'T SEE ANY ENCHIRITO IN THAT PHOTO.  HERE'S A REFRESHER COURSE IN THE LANGUAGE OF TACO BELL.  IT'S SPELLED: ENCHIRITO.

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Hi everyone, good morning!  Not sure who hacked into my computer last night, but damn those Enchiritos look delicious.  

Pull the top of those hot sauce tubs back and pour them on . . . the tortillas were so soft and warm you could cut them with a spork. Every second bit you would encounter those black olive slices, each like a milestone on the way to culinary Heaven.  Don't let the picture fool you: that cheese would be melted by the time you sat at your place at the counter, looking out through the arch of an urban Mexican hacienda of tastebud delight.  All washed down with the taste a cold, refreshing Pepsi product in a wax cup.  

Even today we can still see that Taco Bell DNA.  No idea who added the fountain in the courtyard.  Come to think of it, there was a courtyard? BTW, the "Salon de Luna" to the right used to be a stereo store (remember those?) where you could have the owner play Steely Dan through seven or eight different sets of speakers with the touch of a button.

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10 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

How could it be anybody but Wilson?

Because it’s Winnie Cooper 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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ufff this one is difficult.

I feel like super mario 3 has to be one.  then it’s between punch-out, tecmo bowl, and double dragon.

honorable mention: og mario, mega man and excitebike.  og mario only due to redundancy with sm3, which is the better game.  was never a zelda guy. 

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4 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Is that a bedroom, kitchen or garage?!?

White folks…

Tool shelf for a dresser. That's some seriously redneck shit going on. There's an old dirt dobber's nest in her sock drawer. She probably has names for some of the bed bugs in there. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

ufff this one is difficult.

I feel like super mario 3 has to be one.  then it’s between punch-out, tecmo bowl, and double dragon.

honorable mention: og mario, mega man and excitebike.  og mario only due to redundancy with sm3, which is the better game.  was never a zelda guy. 

I'd go Super mario 3 and either double dragon or TMNT for the coop play 

18 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I'd go Super mario 3 and either double dragon or TMNT for the coop play 

Yeah, good point.  By myself it’s mario3 and Zelda or mega man2. If friends are over it’s easy tmnt for me plus techmo bowl or dd

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9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Jenny was a manipulative skank. 

That’s got a few with some thought in it at least.

Gotta be between Ricky, Noah, and Forrest though.

 

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